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Bedroom Bounce Lyrics by The Coolest Jose

LetTheWordsPlay

2022

Is somebody there?
....
VERSE 1
In my bedroom
Strange things bloom
Bunny eats blue carrot
Transforms into huge parrot
Who becomes sheriff
Mocks how you talk
Then arrests you
"Pick up a dead broom"
That's what momma says
"Pick up your dog's shit"
That's what my momma says
Momma, I mean no dishonor, I'll do what you said
Dear Papa, can I pay you next week this month's rent?
"Son, in the real world
By now you'd be evicted"
In my bedroom the Earth gets lifted
Am I gifted because rhymes are the board I kick flip wickedly well?
If charms an alarm, I'm ringing the bell
In my childhood cell, uh
Wouldn't have a single buck to spare, if I lived anywhere else, huh
Two stroked away from fending for myself, huh
From shelving mic to save my little wealth, huh
How depressing
Vibrant is the rhyming
Blossom and win instead of withering and whining
Smush pencil into paper, write a sheet of diamonds
My business, you can mind it
Just show financial kindness
(CashApp me)
....
HOOK
Bedroom bounce, with every ounce I have left
I rock the mic like you wouldn't expect
Bedroom bounce, with every ounce I have left
I rock the mic like you wouldn't expect
Bounce in your bedroom, got the walls shaking
Use your imagination
That's your vacation
Bounce in your bedroom, got you doing a dance
Imagination induces a trance
....
VERSE 2
So I'm 28
Time to renovate
Move my bed to the other side of the room (wow)
Looks totally different
Never make my bed (why not?)
That's my tradition
Told Brooke, "I live with my parents"
She's not caring
I'm like (wow) I can still hit it
My co-worker's 34
He's in the same boat
I'm like (wow) we're not so different
(I'm not alone)
Got a Bachelor's but get paid like a shitty actor
Shoulda been a muthafucking chiropractor
Shoulda been the Hispanic Earl Boykins for the Raptors
Now banks are my captors
(Damn)
My coping mechanism: is a writing system whereby I envision with precision the magnificent position that I occupy and live in like a crib wherein I kiss my gorgeous wife who's washing dishes
*Smooch*
...
HOOK
Bedroom bounce, with every ounce I have left
I rock the mic like you wouldn't expect
Bedroom bounce, with every ounce I have left
I rock the mic like you wouldn't expect
Bounce in your bedroom, got the walls shaking
Use your imagination
That's your vacation
Bounce in your bedroom, got you doing a dance
Imagination induces a trance
....
VERSE 3
An ostrich in a mosh pit
Kicking ass
With his beak grips an axe
Launches vicious attack
On a falcon, 'till its wings de-attach
Glues 'em on his back
Now he's flying to the motherland
Finds a mate
Starts a clan
Starts a company that sells spicy ham
Starts an Instagram to promote the brand
In five years accrues more wealth than any man
Don't say he can't, cause he can
....
Momma: Jose Edgar. Jose Edgar!
Jose: Yeah. Que paso, ma?
Momma: Hay mucha mierda de el perro. Limpia
Credits
The Coolest Jose

The Coolest Jose

About “Bedroom Bounce” by The Coolest Jose

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"Bedroom Bounce" appears on "LetTheWordsPlay" in 2022.

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