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Air Crash Museum Lyrics by The Dead Milkmen

Eat Your Paisley

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[Verse 1]
Went out to feed the cattle
And to my surprise
My lawn was full of bodies
Just a gatherin' up the flies
A big ol' jet liner
Had dropped from out of the sky
Well I was so darn happy that
I couldn't believe my eyes
[Chorus]
We're gonna stuff 'em
Put 'em on display
'tween Patsy Cline and Buddy Holly
[Verse 2]
Loadin' up my tractor
Gonna take the bodies inside
Betty Lou will bring the sawdust
And I've got the formaldehyde
I'm callin' up my neighbours
Tell 'em all to drop by
A body stuffin' party
And we'll bake some kidney pie
[Chorus]
We're gonna stuff 'em
Put 'em on display
'tween Patsy Cline and Buddy Holly
[Bridge]
We'll have our own air crash museum
People lined for miles just to see 'em
[Outro]
Jim Croce's in the corner
The Big Bopper's by the stairs
Ricky Nelson's in the kitchen
But nobody cares

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"Air Crash Museum" appears on "Eat Your Paisley".

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