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Blue Velvet Couch Lyrics by The Deadbeat Dads

Hair Of The Bitch That Dogged You

2004

[Verse 1]
I took her home and tore off her clothes
(took her clothes, took her clothes off!)
Pulled off her socks, then I sucked her toes
(He sucked her big pussy toe)
Threw off all those dirty cushions
(The big the dirty cushions!)
I had to prepare for some righteous pushy
(Some righteous pushy)
[Chorus]
On the blue velvet couch, blue velvet couch
Blue velvet couch, blue velvet couch
[Verse 2]
Shе was once just a hand-me-down
(Hand-me-down from a friеnd of a friend of a friend)
Now the luck she brings is know for miles around
(Well cause she's been there for miles around baby)
All my friends want to take her home
(I think they did the week before)
Ain't going no where man, leave it alone
(You've got to leave her, leave her alone!)
[Chorus]
Blue velvet couch, blue velvet couch
Blue velvet couch, blue velvet couch
[Bridge]
That's right baby, I've got a feeling this gonna go one way
I don't spoil too many women like I'm spoiling you
But when I'm done, you're gonna come back for more
Cause this is the best couch you've ever [?] baby
My blue velvet couch
[Chorus]
Blue velvet couch, blue velvet couch
Blue velvet couch, blue velvet couch
[Verse 3]
Perhaps when I prepare to die
(Well we must all prepare to die eventually)
She'll be auctioned off for a hefty price
(Well I think you might be able to get two bucks maybe a little more than that I don't know)
She'll meet another young man like you
(Oh who cares don't worry about her, she's a whore)
Start saving now you got some work to do
(You got the work, the work to do!)
[Extended Chorus]
Blue velvet couch (Blue velvet couch, blue velvet couch)
Blue velvet couch (Blue velvet couch, blue velvet couch)
Blue velvet couch (Blue velvet couch, blue velvet couch)
Blue velvet couch (Blue velvet couch, blue velvet couch)
Blue velvet couch (Blue velvet couch, blue velvet couch)
Blue velvet couch (Blue velvet couch, blue velvet couch)
Blue velvet couch (Blue velvet couch, blue velvet couch)
Blue velvet couch (Blue velvet couch, blue velvet couch!)
Credits
The Deadbeat Dads

The Deadbeat Dads

About “Blue Velvet Couch” by The Deadbeat Dads

Read the complete lyrics to "Blue Velvet Couch" by The Deadbeat Dads from the album "Hair Of The Bitch That Dogged You" in 2004. On Lyrks you can follow along with the full text, explore the artist's discography, and discover related songs. The track is often categorized under Punk Rock, Rock.

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"Blue Velvet Couch" appears on "Hair Of The Bitch That Dogged You" in 2004.

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