Bruh, more like nuh
Jah is allah
Yo dog look
Like a frog
When
I shoot yo dog
Turns to a log
But the thing about you
That makes really you poo
Is the fact you not nabu
Nabu, jahbu, hit em with that poo
Bruh sound effect 2
I just took a poo
When I hear your name
I just ask Who?
My name is jeff
Giving out rhymes like I’m UNICEF
You don't mess with my treble clef
You’re a noob
Pouring out bars like a test tube
Area of a cube
You can do math I thought
My raps are taught
Bringing more energy than a kilowatt
Go to our hood and you’re going to get shot
With a nerf gun
Get off our turf huh
Your rhymes are peasant
Your rhymes are surf
They are unpleasant
My rhymes reign supreme
Sounding like a daydream
Fly-er than the Gulf stream
Faster than a jet plane
Can’t stop me I’m a train
Colder than a diamond vein
I can’t complain
Try to catch me, I’m in the fast lane
More massive then Ukraine
Don’t make me unchain
I’m bout to tread on your terrain
Yung Manny
Yung Danny
Yung Granny
Y’all need a dang nanny
I’m looking like a nut
Y’all looking like a butt
I’m about to cut
Gonna close my hecking rhymes shut
It’s me max
Bought to lay down some fax
Good boy cause I’ll never do the cracks
Bad guys i give them the smacks
Me and the boys getting Big Macs
Walking to the movie theater watching mad max
Hey is that Sangkay?
Is it already may?
Is your mom gay?
Was she born that way?
Hey hey hey
Cause when I’m walking down the block
Wearing some crocs
Flip flops
Criss cross
Eating chalk
Sucking… Loli pops
Black belt so I karate chop
Bought to clean up the floor like I’m a mop
Stop talking I give you the block
Look at the score and just leave through the door
All you is is a bore, just Snore
Just Gimme some lore
Bruh
Getting this bread
Livin with ned
Flander with get
Bet on red
Watching Ted 2
Ghosts go boo
Scooby doooby dooo
You a nooby nooby noob
Alex got a test tube, bruh
Egg beaters in the liters
Comin with the feeders
Eat this beat like a treat
It a feast! Eating that yeast
Bruh
Bruh, Bruh, Bruh, Bruh
I be eating greens no Peter
Sucking on Capri Sun drinking whole liters
Bruh Sound effect 2, Bruh sound effect 3, call me Snoop Dogg
La di da di di
Gonna blow up like a creeper
Counting sheep like a sleeper
Double shotgun they call me reaper
PAUSE
No Morgz, mining all the ores
Over here doing my chores
Getting this bank, memes so dank
In the maze runner the bad guy is a crank
When i'm bad my mom gives me a spank
In prison gonna give you a shank
Butterscotch baby
Bite you, get rabies
Feeling kinda lazy
Feel like Patrick Swazy
Conspiracy theorist call me Shane
When you listen my songs you go insane
Car so big I take up two lanes
Rap is just another game
Making these hits getting this fame
Got a new dog it's a great dane
Better watch out for these fangs
Not like wang don’t say brang
Don’t need to pay, these raps are priceless
Bars so naughty, never on the nice list
Call me Arthur, got a closed fist
I be dropping bombs, don’t call me Isis
Not the terrorists, the goddess
Bruh, over here never short on ideas
I spend my money carefully never buying Adidas
Sitting around on my couch today
Not gonna mess around on any day
Don’t call me Hornet, I never say Shaww
If this was the western age, I’d be sayin yee haww
Stepping on the beach, do doo do doo
I be like an owl seeing you I say “Who?”
You ain't important
You’re just irrelevant
When I hear your name
I’m just thinking “Shame!”
I’m looking at you thinking you live in a shack
Your house only made up of three wooden racks
Your house got boarded up windows
Walls lookin mighty thin tho
You’ll never be cool like my friend Jack
If you were cool, you’d probably be in this rap
Yeah my name’s Jack
Sitting on the rack
Never talkin smack
Always on the attack
Sitting in my shack
Payin attention so im always on track
Bruh, over here saying im crazy like grug
Sitting on toilet doing of a ton of drug
Giving hug
Smokin rug
Sippin mug
Gripping gun (nerf!)
Graves been dug
When I don’t know I shrug, yeah
Change up the flow sleeping with my bro
No homo (Of course!)