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No Cops Lyrics by The Dirtball

Nervous System

2011

[Intro]
"Uh, yeah we got a suspicious character driving a car
Um, I think he looks suspicious. Um, he's done nothing wrong, but, um
I’m gonna pull him over anyway. Over"
[Chorus]
Cops are not my friends
They won't let me win
I will not obey
Nowadays, any crime pays
Cops are not my friends
They won't let me win
I will not obey
Nowadays, any crime pays
[Verse 1]
Yo, don’t look at me
Look at the cops on every single corner
Drive slow, or they're gonna roll up on ya
Don't wanna pass 'cause they wanna surprise
Look at the vessels that be broken in my eyes
Bloodshot, better than a transfusion
It can ruin your life, no illusion
So I repeat, "Fuck the police"
And everybody down with 'em
We gotta get 'em
(Get 'em, get 'em, get ’em, get ’em, get 'em)
(What’s that smell?)
[Chorus]
Cops are not my friends
They won't let me win
I will not obey
Nowadays, any crime pays
Cops are not my friends
They won't let me win
I will not obey
Nowadays, any crime pays
[Verse 2]
Yo, who the fuck smells pig in the room?
I smell a pork roast coming and it's already noon
And I really don’t like the oinks that I be hearin'
Paranoid, sketched, and the cops I be fearin'
Boltin' on another gear, runnin' for the border
Fifty-five pounds of sound up in the trunk
Forty-five pounds of weed they call skunk
Stuffed up under the hood, they never once
Questioned anybody 'til they found a joint
Then the little piggy finger began to point
Then the little piggy finger began to point
(Look at the cops, silly motherfucker)
"Well, that's about all we need, sons, you're going to jail"
[Chorus]
Cops are not my friends
They won't let me win
I will not obey
Nowadays, any crime pays
Cops are not my friends
They won't let me win
I will not obey
Nowadays, any crime pays
[Bridge]
I'm runnin', I'm runnin' away from the cops
[Verse 3]
Hear that? That's the sound of the police
On the way to catch you in the act of a beast
If the cherry burnin', put it out, hide the piece
Everybody duck down, that'll be the least
That you gotta worry 'bout, throw away the gun
If you see the lights, well, then you already done
Hasta la vista, baby
The cops got your tongue now, lady
[Interlude]
Dude, dude, dude, you getting pulled over
What? What the fuck did I do? Oh, dude, I got warrants man, I can't get pulled over
Fuck this, I'm outta here
(One, two, three, four)
[Chorus]
Cops are not my friends
They won't let me win
I will not obey
Nowadays, any crime pays
Cops are not my friends
They won't let me win
I will not obey
Nowadays, any crime pays
[Bridge]
One, two, three, four, five, six, seven
Spittin' out the [?] all the way to heaven
[Chorus]
Cops are not my friends
They won't let me win
I will not obey
Nowadays, any crime pays
Cops are not my friends
They won't let me win
I will not obey
Nowadays, any crime pays
Credits
The Dirtball

The Dirtball

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