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The Ditty Committee (Almost) [Knows the Alphabet] Lyrics by The Ditty Committee

Meeting Minuets

2012

A, A song
B, Because
AB "C" where this is going?
D is for Ditty Committee
Dinky sounds for a stinky future
Jingles that go for the jugular
The kids you beat up in high school
E is for education
F is for the grade I got
ABCDEF "G"-sus Christ, what's wrong with people?
H is for "Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha"
ABCDEFGH "I" feel like I'm fixin' to die
J is for the joke that's on me
K is for the knife in my back
L is for the lid I'm flipping
M is for the mind I'm losing
N is for the nose I'm cutting off to spite my face
O is for the open wound now in my nose's place
P is for psychiatrist, pharmacist, and phlegm
Q is for questions, and I've got a lot of them
R is for reality, a quaint old concept, yes indeed
S is for satisfaction, anything but guaranteed
T is for tantrum and the therapy I need
ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRST "U" make me so angry
V is for vеry very very very ugly!
W is for wrеtched, worthless, and wrong again
X is for X-ed out, and X-rated
ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWX "Y" Me?
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The Ditty Committee

The Ditty Committee

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