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I Dink, Therefore I Am

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FIRST AUTOMATED VOICE
I was chatting with my barista the other morning
SECOND AUTOMATED VOICE
Oh really?
FIRST AUTOMATED VOICE
Yes. He was wondering if Daft Punk really played at James Murphy's house
SECOND AUTOMATED VOICE
I see
FIRST AUTOMATED VOICE
I speculated that James Murphy meant that they were playing on the radio
SECOND AUTOMATED VOICE
James Murphy was in the band called Pony
FIRST AUTOMATED VOICE
No way
SECOND AUTOMATED VOICE
Way. Way. Way. Way
VARIOUS OVERLAPPING VOICES
I watch the news. (The government today issued stern warnings against those who [ululating])
[Laughing] I watch the news
Someone pointed out--[laughing]
I watch the news [laughing]
Credits
The Ditty Committee

The Ditty Committee

About “Watch the News” by The Ditty Committee

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"Watch the News" appears on "I Dink, Therefore I Am".

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