I guess the snow this morning clogged up traffic ‘Cuz dad’s not home from work Although the weatherman on T.V Said that the snow would melt when it touched the dirt And sleds with sleigh bells tread through Damp dirty mudslides like a hearse I hope that something big is planned this year If it is, I haven’t heard This year, I don’t give a hoot If you got anything for me I just pray, oh, Baby Jesus There’s no more underwear underneath the tree this year I just want a happy, merry Christmas in your eyes I got you somеthing special and I hope it’s just your size Thе ice trucks peel through the white stuff like a whitewashed Hallmark scene Mom-and-pop stores closed down, there’s no elves or reindeer to be seen They were all outmanoeuvred by a thousand Amazon drones That blocked the skies, flew through our chimneys like a thousand angry Christmas crows I guess Saint Nick isn’t coming, all I have is you I’ve been bad, my gifts are cheap, I can’t sleep And dad ate my cookies, the cookies for Santa! This Christmas, I don’t want us to forget what makes this holiday so special Because in the end, we’re all getting our Christmas bonuses But it’s not what you spend it on that counts: it’s who you spend it on So spend it on someone who’s at least a little conventionally attractive Because otherwise, this whole T.V. show will get cancelled and we’ll all have to go home And we’ll be out of our jobs, so on that note Let’s get these booger-faced sound people off the stage and get the real actors on And now, Kirby... And Claire… I hope you have a happy Christmas Eve I hope you have a happy Christmas also I hope you have a happy Christmas Eve I hope you have a happy Christmas also I hope you have a merry Christmas Eve I hope you have a merry Christmas also I hope you have a happy New Year’s Eve I hope you have a happy New Year’s also Merry Christmas to you!
Read the complete lyrics to "Black Friday Anthem" by The Downstreamers from the album "WOW! It’s Christmas!" in 2020. On Lyrks you can follow along with the full text, explore the artist's discography, and discover related songs. The track is often categorized under Alternative Country, Rock, Country.
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