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Do you ever get the feeling
That you're laughing at the wrong jokes?
I'm a stand-up comedian
You can ask my folks
I've gigged in Edinburgh and Glasgow
Gateshead and Govern
Newark Northgate, Newark Castle
Baked my head inside the oven
I was caging my fiction
Trying to think of something clever
They've [?]
They changed my mind forever
I lost my sense of humor
As my skin began to toughen
I hope it's not a tumor
I hope it's not concussion
Some words are made offensive
Due to hatred and oppression
But my name's become expensive
Now I use them in succession
My friends despise my jokes
They're worried for my future
I decide my new approach
But my wife is my producer
Now I warm up for [?]
In Luton and Middlesbrough
I'll perform in London from Croughton to Westminster
And when I hear that sound
I have to kiss the ground and pray
Yes, I like to kiss the ground and say
Hello [?]
Do you ever get the feeling
That you're laughing at the wrong jokes?
I'm a stand-up comedian
You can ask Bob Hope
I've sold out the Palladium
And Royal Albert Hall
I find it all hilarious
Though I never laugh at all
I never laugh at all
I never laugh at all
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******** [The Drink]

******** [The Drink]

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