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The Classical Lyrics by ​The Fall

50,000 Fall Fans Can’t Be Wrong

1982

[Verse 1]
There is no culture is my brag
Your taste for bullshit reveals a lust for a home of office
This is the home of the vain!
This is the home of the vain!
Where are the obligatory niggers?
Hey there fuckface!
Hey there fuckface!
There are twelve people in the world
The rest are paste
This is the home of the vain!
This is the home of the vain!

[Verse 2]
I just left the Hotel Amnesia
I had to go there
Where it is I can't remember
But now I can remember, now I can remember
Hafta! Hafta!
Message for yer! Message for yer!
Too much reliance on girl here
On girls here, behind every shell-actor
Snobbier Snobbier
Too much romantic here
I destroy romantics, actors
Kill it!
Kill it!
Kill it a!
Kill it!
Kill it a!
You won't find anything more ridiculous than this new profile razor unit
Made with the highest British attention to the wrong detail
Become obsolete units surrounded by hail
The Classical!
The Classical!
The Classical!
Hotel Aggro!
Message for yer! Message for yer!
The Classical!
Parallax!
One of the millenium of conspiracy
Forever
I know it means a lot of stomach gas
I know it means alot of stomach gas

[Chorus, of a sort]
I've never felt better in my life
I've never felt better in my life

[Verse 4]
Parallax!
The Classical!
Stomach gas

[Chorus]
I've never felt better in my life
I've never felt better in my life

[Verse 5]
Parallax!
Millenium of conspiracy
Play out Classical

[Chorus]
I've never felt better in my life
Better in my life

About “The Classical” by ​The Fall

Read the complete lyrics to "The Classical" by ​The Fall from the album "50,000 Fall Fans Can’t Be Wrong" in 1982. On Lyrks you can follow along with the full text, explore the artist's discography, and discover related songs. The track is often categorized under Krautrock, Experimental Rock, Noise Rock.

"The Classical" is performed by ​The Fall. from the album "50,000 Fall Fans Can’t Be Wrong" in 1982 This page provides the full lyric text for fans who want to sing along, study the songwriting, or compare versions across releases. Lyrks organizes lyrics by artist and song slug so you can bookmark and share a stable URL. Music lyrics help listeners connect with emotion, narrative, and rhythm in a track. Whether you are learning English, researching a favorite chorus, or preparing for karaoke, having accurate line breaks and section labels (verse, chorus, bridge) makes the experience easier. We link to the official artist profile on Lyrks where available, including biography snippets, top songs, and chart placements when we have that data. If you enjoy "The Classical", explore more songs by ​The Fall using the links below. Chart and trending pages on Lyrks highlight what listeners are searching for this week. For copyright or correction requests, see our DMCA and contact pages.

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"The Classical" is credited to ​The Fall. Songwriting credits may include additional writers listed on the release; check the credits section on this page for linked collaborators.

"The Classical" appears on "50,000 Fall Fans Can’t Be Wrong" in 1982.

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