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Jesus Lyrics by The Finer Points

God, and His Big, Dumb, Lobster Suit

2021

(You know, absolving mankind of its mortal sin ain’t an easy job, baby. And this messiah? Needs a little tenderness every now and then.)
So right now
I wanna beg you
Let me please you darlin’
Cause I’m the son of God
And it might sound odd
But I still work hard for this rockin’ bod
And if you want it
You can have it
(And how does this sound, honey?)
You ain’t gotta do nothin’
But come over
Yeah
Fun times, good wine
That’s a lot of cheeses
Soft couch, quiet house
Flirtin’ while he teases
Puts his hand on my thigh
Look up and I see his
Open button-up shirt inside
Jesus Christ
(You know I came back for you, and that’s more than I can say for dear old Dad. He’s got a world to run, and I’ll prove to you that I got time(
Let him down easy with a prayer
Don’t fear his wrath, that’s my cross to bear
Call me when something’s missing
(Oh, look at that) I’ve risen!
Touch me, slowly
That’s a lot of Jesus
Beneath the sheets
Where Hell unfreezes
Down below, by my toes
His beard tickles while he squeezes
Good thing he’s wearing protection
Yeah
Touch me, slowly
Give it to me Jesus
Beneath the sheets
Where Hell unfreezes
Kisses my thigh on the inside
Look up and I see his
Muscular back in the mirror
Touch me, slowly
Give it to me Jesus
Beneath the sheets
That’s a lot of Jesus
Touch me, slowly
Give it to me Jesus
Livin’ it up
(Touch me)
Layin’ me down
(Slowly)
Give it to me Jesus
Giving it up
(Beneath)
Going to town
(The sheets)
That’s a lot of Jesus
King of the Kings
(Touch me)
I wear the crown
(Slowly)
Give it to me Jesus
With my back in the mirror
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The Finer Points

The Finer Points

About “Jesus” by The Finer Points

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"Jesus" appears on "God, and His Big, Dumb, Lobster Suit" in 2021.

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