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Firing the Surgeon General Lyrics by The Foremen

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[Chorus x2]
You can’t come in
I hear you knocking, but you can’t come in
I hear you knocking, but you can’t come in
‘Cause I’m firing the Surgeon General
You can’t come in
I hear you knocking, but you can’t come in
I hear you knocking, but you can’t come in
‘Cause I’m firing the Surgeon General
[Verse 1]
I used the flog the dolphin
Used to choke the chicken
Used to spank the monkey
Used to fool with the tool
I used to whip the bishop
Used to wax the weasel
But now I’ve learned one they never taught in school
[Chorus]
You can’t come in
I hear you knocking, but you can’t come in
I hear you knocking, but you can’t come in
‘Cause I’m firing the Surgeon General
[Verse 2]
I used to whack the Bobbit
Used to knead the noodle
Used to charm the cobra
Used to ponder pointillism
Used to free the willy
Used to pat the Roberston
But now I got me a new euphemism
[Chorus]
You can’t come in
I hear you knocking, but you can’t come in
I hear you knocking, but you can’t come in
‘Cause I’m firing the Surgeon General
[Bridge]
I used to think I’d need analysis
Get phalluses full of callouses
Go blind, lose my mind, be romantically disinclined
I used to think I’d never be mollified
Or qualified at all if I’d
Go to work as a clerk, try to be anything but a jerk
But now I want to dance and shout
I’m jumping like a trouser trout
‘Cause I found a way to bat it
And make a living at it
Yeah, I got into politics and I’m never coming
[grunt]
I’m never coming
[grunt]
I’m never coming out
​
[Chorus]
You can’t come in
I hear you knocking, but you can’t come in
I check the lock and say you can’t come in
‘Cause I’m firing the Surgeon General
Firing the Surgeon General
Firing the Surgeon General
Firing the Surgeon General
[Rubber duck squeaking sounds]
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The Foremen

The Foremen

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