[Intro: MC Person]
Mista Cheese!
Cheesy!
JC
I ain't talk about Mr. Cheese, I promise, on God
[Chorus: Brian Griffin]
Okay, Mr. Cheese is fake, but news came out today
He’s just like Bigfoot or FNAF, the story’s fake
But on this stormy night, the news is shining on my face
Footprints were found, Mr. Cheese was found and traced (What)
Boolin', everyone thought he was fake (He was fake)
But he is real and he’s a rat, that’s fucking stupid (Stupid)
So many mouse traps, how the hell he that elusive (That elusive)
He hit the jagger in a wraith, the rats are ruling (Rats are ruling)
[Bridge: MC Wigga Testicles & Lil JC]
Mr. Cheese, I'll do anything for you (Hey)
I don't lie, I will do anything
Mr. Cheese, I'll do anything for you (Oh yeah)
I don't lie, I will do anything
Mr. Cheese, I'll do anything for you (Hey)
I don't lie, I will do anything
Mr. Cheese
I don't lie, I will do anything
Mr. Cheese I’ll (Hey), I’ll do anything
[Verse 1: MC Wigga Testicles]
Mr. Cheese is not my dad
Blend in with all the rats
You a baby, Rugrats
Pull up, take a giant crap (Skrt)
She know she got a baby bag (She know it)
She know she gotta crush it (She do)
She know me and baby gotta clash (Clash)
She know she gotta crush that little bitch (Fucker)
She know you gotta kick that motherfucker (Football)
That baby don’t even know how to walk
But it can’t hide, motherfucker
Even Mr. Cheese would kill the motherfucker (Woah)
Man, even if she played Brawlhalla (Woah)
Join in, play Vraxx, motherfucker (Woah)
I ain't even play Smash, motherfucker (Woah), nah
Shop at Sams Club, I got big butt
Yeah, I'm not shit, I’m a rap god
Yeah, ask Mom, need a ride home
I might choke my son, gag on mouth and balls
All the cheese spoiled, yeah, they got mold
Grandma sexy and I wear all her bras (Woo)
Do crack with my son and his squad (Crack)
Binkey boy, never play with us (On God)
Better not play Foreign Food (Play Foreign Food)
Poop crystals in the boys (Crystals in the boys)
New bing goop in Shitworld (Goop in Shitworld)
Drippin' all day with the grease (Day with the grease)
Bitch, you ain't ready for the grease (Ready for the grease)
I'm eating cheese, Mr. Rat (Skrt)
If you ever play with the boy (Play with the boy)
Then ok ok ok ok (Brrt)
[Pre-Chorus: Lil JC & MC Wigga Testicles]
I do not lie, I will do anything
(Hey, hey)
I do not lie, I will do anything
(Yeah, yeah)
I do not lie, I will do anything
(Yeah, yeah)
I do not lie, I will do anything
[Chorus: MC Wigga Testicles]
Okay, Mr. Cheese is fake, but news came out today
He’s just like Bigfoot or FNAF, the story’s fake
But on this stormy night, the news is shining on my face
Footprints were found, Mr. Cheese was found and traced (What)
Boolin', everyone thought he was fake (He was fake)
But he is real and he’s a rat, fucking stupid (Stupid)
So many mouse traps, how the hell he that elusive (That elusive)
He hit the jagger in a wraith, the rats are ruling (Rats are ruling)
[Verse 2: Officer Shit]
Person, watch Mr. Cheese (Yeah), watch (Watch, watch)
Cheese man spotted by a boy, spot 'em
Put a target on his back, find 'em, find 'em, find 'em
And I'm good, got a colby jack made wallet (Woo)
Tell 'em eat some, then drop it, drop it (Drop it)
Got some pictures, then show it to everybody (Then show it)
I heard som’in walkin, it done took my evidence (Woah)
Oh shit it’s Mr. Dumbass, he right there at the fence (oh fuck)
[Epic Skit: MC Wigga Testicles & Officer Shit]
Agh, dude! What the fuck?
Never say his name, ever
Okay… jeez, asshole
[Chorus: MC Wigga Testicles]
Okay, Mr. Cheese is fake, but news came out today
He’s just like Bigfoot or FNAF, the story’s fake
But on this stormy night, the news is shining on my face
Footprints were found, Mr. Cheese was found and traced (What)
Boolin', everyone thought he was fake (He was fake)
But he is real and he’s a rat, fucking stupid (Stupid)
So many mouse traps, how the hell he that elusive (That elusive)
He hit the jagger in a wraith, the rats are ruling (Rats are ruling)
[Outro: Lil JC]
Cheese!
