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April Fools (He Had the Change Done at the Shop) Lyrics by The Frogs

My Daughter the Broad

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He had the change done at the shop
Earlobes for cocks
April Fools
He had his balls thrown over the top
Like a mop of hair
April Fools
He had his buttocks transferred
To his cheeks on his face
April doom
Because then where would the poop come out of
Ohh his mouth
Well he decided he wanted a vagina down south
April Fools
Where his belly button once stood
Now stood a cock with a mouth at the end that ate the food
Well, what a peculiar guest he was
At summer swimming parties
What with the nipples protruding from his eyelids
And, of course, beneath his chin the penis
And on his knees the sacks, he had two put there
April Fool
And Jester Wally Jewel Boy and Navel-eyed Jack, Wiglet Bill
You’ve had your fill of transplants please
You wish you could change back at will but...
Tits coming off the backside, 69 to be exact
I thought it was pretty many but you be the judge
April dick
Well, he became a woman then a man
Then a dog, then a sheep, then a man, then a god
He had 'em all put on his body
Gimme 75 tits, gimme 1400 balls
Gimme cocks coming out of every living pore
Ohh vaginas everywhere, a walking sex machine
Ohh wonderful at bathing parties
April Fools
But this was no, no April Fools
This was for real
This was goddamn scary when he walked through the village
When he took his place next to the other boys in line
To serve his patriotic duty
Well, it’s kinda rude the way people stare
He said "I’d like all, all the things I had put on me
Covered up with billions of pieces of hair"
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The Frogs

The Frogs

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