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Columbus’ Boat Ride Lyrics by The Goats

Tricks of the Shade

1992

[Skit]
Chicken Little: Check it out, Hangerhead, this must be the place. "Uncle Scam's Welfare and Federally Funded Freak Show." This place is huge! I wonder where we start?
Hangerhead: Why not start at the beginning, ya dumb fuck? Look over there
Columbus: Ahoy kids, ride the Christopher Columbus Boat Ride! Jump in any of the boats: the Nina, the Pinta, the Santa Enslave Ya, and the Rape Ya
Chicken Little: Excuse me, Mr. Columbus, but we're tryin' to find our Uncle Scam
Columbus: You want some scoop, you gotta ride the boats first. How much money ya got?
Chicken Little: Well, this is all I have
Columbus: Hmm, well, that seems just about right
Chicken Little: Hey, Mr. Columbus, you took all my money!
Columbus: No, I didn't kid. Mmm, I discovered it. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
Hangerhead: Damn, Chicken Little, dude left you broke like a treaty and shit
Chicken Little: Damn, let's get outta here
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