The Ballad Of Cornbread Horton Lyrics by The Good Year Pimps
Songs That Never Made Us Famous
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She walked into the tavern I was playing some nine ball She made me scratch Knew I had to have her I don't take "No" for an answer And that's just that I started setting my traps And making maps I bought a round of margaritas She admired my chaps Tipped my hat, picked out my afro, and adjusted my belt Worked up the nerve to ask a question to explain how I felt I said now "Will you ride with me in my LTD Will you ride with me Now will you ride with me" She said "No" and And changed the conversation So I thought I'd show A little dose of some healthy persuasion But there were complications and witnesses Certain limitations but the fuse was lit Still I hit the ignition like a 7-10 split "Do I impress you now?" She said, "I highly doubt it." Will you ride with me in my LTD Will you ride with me Now will you ride with me Will you ride with me in my LTD Will you ride with me Now will you ride with me Fuck the jaws of life, bring me a cigarette I need a, I need a, I need a beer and a smoke Cuz I ain't finished yet A man comes with a stretcher but I ain't feelin' it Motherfucker, fuck the oxygen mask, bring me a cigarette Fuck the oxygen mask, bring me a cigarette Fuck the oxygen mask, bring me a cigarette Beneath the moon and the stars As we drove through Sagimaw County Tried to exit the car She ain't goin' nowhere without me Don't you doubt me All around me like some 'CHiPs' episode Wait a minute, hold up, hold the gutter [?] Down the side of the road Told myself to just relax Don't worry, you better hold on Going through this barricade So put your seatbelt on, Sugar Will you ride with me in my LTD Gas, grass, or ass No one rides for free Will you ride with me in my LTD Will you ride with me Now will you ride with me Will you ride with me in my LTD Will you ride with me Will you ride with me Now will you ride with me
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