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Driving Sober Is For Losers Lyrics by The Great Big Ben

99.9% Probability of Autism (The Most Unnecessary Album Ever Vol. 4 - SIDE 1)

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[Verse 1]
My girl looked at my dick and said this is mine
My girl asked me if i was German and I told that bitch nine
Sometimes i suck way too much dick
And no I'm not talking about a breadstick
Did you know the earth getting hotter
Would you rather have a gay son or thot daughter
I'm talking to you climate change
You better change your way or I'll be enraged
I think my stomach got an inflammation
I love going online and spreading misinformation
I'm wanted for war crimes that I did commit
Now my stomach kinda hurt I gotta take a shit
They call me Luke the way I mess up the sith
The gender pay gap is an ancient myth
The electoral college is a dated system-
Wait what the fuck? whats that car doing? wait no don't swerve into my lane no what the fuck oh oh shit oh god oh my god oh fuck
Oh my god is that the end of it? Oh my god if there, if there was only one more car I would've totally died by now OH FUCK NOOOO
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The Great Big Ben

The Great Big Ben

About “Driving Sober Is For Losers” by The Great Big Ben

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