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Rules of Ohio Lyrics by The Griddies

Goofy a** album 1

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{Intro}
You just arrived in Ohio?
Well, the Griddies will educate you on the rules
Yeah
{Verse 1}
Rule number 1
Don't be a piss
Rule number 2
You're not allowed to kiss
Rule number 3
You're not allowed to shit
Rule number 4
Don't be a bitch
Rule number 5
You're not allowed to think
Rule number 6
You're not allowed to drink
Rule number 7
You're not allowed to blink
Rule number 8
You have your baths in the sink
{Chorus}
Welcome to Ohio
Please obey our rules
If you don't then
We'll have to kill you
{Post Chorus}
Damn, I love Ohio
It's so cool
I love obeying all the rules
{Verse 2}
Rule number 9
You have to say
At 3am
"I love Cheerios with water"
Every day
Rule number 10
Don't make contact
With anyone outside of Ohio
If you do
You will fucking die, bitch
{Chorus}
Welcome to Ohio
Please obey our rules
If you don't then
We'll have to kill you
{Post Chorus}
Damn, I love Ohio
It's so cool
I love obeying all the rules
{Verse 3}
Rule 11
Don't get a wife
Rule 12
You have to obtain a knife
Rule 13
You have to eat a vape
Rule 14
Don't escape
{Chorus}
Welcome to Ohio
Please obey our rules
If you don't then
We'll have to kill you
{Post Chorus}
Damn, I love Ohio
It's so cool
I love obeying all the rules
{Outro}
Don't try to escape, bitch
Alright?
Credits
The Griddies

The Griddies

About “Rules of Ohio” by The Griddies

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"Rules of Ohio" appears on "Goofy a** album 1".

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