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Here Comes Cliff... Lyrics by The Hell (UK)

Joris (A Hardcore Opera), Pt. 1

2020

[Spoken]
Are my eyes playing tricks on me, or is that palette still stuck to the sky with Black And Decker?
Oh Cliff, Cliff, I'm sorry, I'm just-
You just what?
You just lost your fucking overtime, that's what
Oh no, please, I need the cash, I'm having a nightmare at the moment, it's-
Nightmare?
Your whole fucking life's a nightmare
Dickheads like you never amount to anything for a reason
You'll be a fucking loser for the rest of your life, Joris
I hear you in the staff room talking about making it as a fucking rockstar or whatever
Can't even make it to work on time
So how the fuck are you ever gonna make it as a rockstar if you-
Oh, shut up, you prat
Holy shit
I'm a what now?
Ah, you heard me
You're a prat
And you stink, and your hair's crap
I don't know who you think you're talking to, you dickhead
But mark my words
No no no, I don't know who you think you're talking to
Listen, you might get paid one pound twenty more an hour than me
And you have a fucking badge that says
'Deputy assistant' or whatever the fuck
But you are no better than me
You're no better than any of us
And yeah, maybe you're right
I am a dickhead
But you know what? We're all dickheads
Every last one of us
We're dickheads and we're proud
Dickheads for life and proud

About “Here Comes Cliff...” by The Hell (UK)

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"Here Comes Cliff..." appears on "Joris (A Hardcore Opera), Pt. 1" in 2020.

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