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Quick Stop, Be Nifty Lyrics by The Hell (UK)

Joris (A Hardcore Opera), Pt. 2

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- Oh, mate, pull over at those services, I'm dying for a piss
- There's always one
- Eric Clapton had a bladder the size of a Malteser
- Hang on, over there, getting out of that battered old red fiesta, isn't that?
- That's Jeremy Lonsdale!
- Oh, that old washed up has-been, I can't stand his music!
- What?
- You must be kidding, he's one of the all-time greats!
- God, he looks awful!
- Tell you what, you sell 80 million records worldwide and then take a look in the mirror
- Right, let me out, I'm gonna get his autograph
- No, no, no, wait, wait, Trish!
- Jеremy Lonsdale, it really is you!
Can I gеt a picture with you, please?
- Uh, yeah, I guess so
You'll have to tag me in it though, Jeremy Lonsdale Rocks '72
Need to get my name back out there with the kids, yeah?
- It's so good to see you still on tour, Mr Lonsdale
We've just hit the road for the first time ourselves, actually
- Hit the road? You lot musicians?
- Yeah, something like that
- We've been roped into playing an open mic night by a car salesman
- Oi!
- Turn back, it's not too late
- Oi?
- You think I wanna be living out of a suitcase long past my prime?
Now if you'll excuse me, I have to go and wash up in the toilets
- Wait, wait, Jeremy, what do you mean?
- Let me tell you a thing or two about the open road

About “Quick Stop, Be Nifty” by The Hell (UK)

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