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All I Wanna Do Is Sell Out (Brian’s Last Rehearsal) Lyrics by The Holophonics

B-Side? Is That Still A Thing?

2015

[Speaking]
Oh boy
Hot doggin' it!
It's getting a little bit cooler in here
I felt the A/C go on
It's still pretty hot
Alright, one more song. Yay!
Okay, uh, it's our last song
It's about selling out
Because we play ska music
Alright, this one's called All I Want To Do Is Sell Out
We're The Holophonics. Yay
[Song Starts]
(Pick it up! Pick it up! Pick it up! Pick it up!)
You know you've seen it all before (woah)
Your favorite band just starts to suck a little more (oh no)
But no one likes to be this poor (except hipsters)
And anyway, Aaron Barrett said it was okay
It was okay
All I want to do
Is sell my soul to the man
It's my master plan, yeah
All I wanna do
Is get this shit on the radio
You know, you know
I wanna sell out
I wanna sell out
I wanna sell out
Oh yeah, yeah, yeah
I wanna sell out
I wanna sell out
I wanna sell out
Oh yeah, yeah, yeah
What kind of industry is this
You can't make money with this independent shit (shit)
The major labels make the hits
Or anyway, that's how it used to work back in the day
In 1998
All I wanna do
Is sell my soul to the man
It's my master plan, yeah
All I wanna do
Is get this shit on the radio
You know, you know
I wanna sell out
I wanna sell out
I wanna sell out
Oh yeah, yeah, yeah
I wanna sell out
I wanna sell out
I wanna sell out
Hey, Harrell? Just how much do you want to sell out?
I wanna be a billionaire so fuckin' bad
And buy all of the things I never had, yeah
I wanna be on the cover of Forbes magazine
Standing next to Oprah and the Queen
Oh every time I close my eyes (whatchu see, whatchu see?)
I see my name in shining lights, oh right (uh-huh, uh-huh)
A different city every night, alright
I swear the world better prepare
For when I'm a billionaire
Woah, woah
I said when I'm a billionaire
Woah, woah
Cash, Rules, Everything, Around, Me
C.R.E.A.M
Get the money
Dollar, dollar bills y'all
If I was a rich girl (na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na)
Well, I'd have all the money in the world, if I was a wealthy girl
I wanna be cool
Wanna get with all the chicks
I wanna get rich
And buy a new car
Oh yeah, yeah, yeah
I want a producer to change our sound
And everyone else around
To think we're dicks
Oh yeah, yeah, yeah
I want this song to be in a video game
I've got no shame, I'll be dropping names
At the drop of a hat
Oh yeah, yeah, yeah
You know that
I wanna be sponsored by
Coke and Pepsi at the same time
I want a deal with BK
I wanna have it my way
But most of all, but most of all
I said but most of all, yeah most of all
I wanna cameo in a 90's teen comedy, yeah
A 90's teen comedy, yeah
A 90's teen comedy, yeah
A 90's teen comedy, yeah (woah)
A 90's teen comedy, oh yeah
All I wanna do
Is sell my soul to the man
It's my master plan, yeah
All I wanna do
Is have some fun
I got a feeling I'm not the only one
All I wanna do is have some fun
I got a feeling I'm not the only one
All I wanna do is have some fun
Until the sun comes up over Santa Monica Boulevard
All I wanna do
Is sell my soul to the man
It's my master plan, yeah
All I wanna do
Is get this shit on the radio
You know, you know
You know, you know
I wanna sell out
I wanna cameo in a 90's teen comedy, oh yeah
Oh yeah!
Oh yeah!
[Speaking]
Alright
Good enough for ska
Done
And break
How'd I do?
Uh, you were terrible but everyone else was fine
Thank you! Then I did what I intended to do
Uh, just-just don't show up next week. You know
I mean
You're fired!
You didn't quit us! We quit you!
??? what I mean? Is this the way (???) me now?
You're fired! You're fired, Brian
I see how it is. I see how it is
I don't really need you anyway, (? Harrell)
We never liked you
(???)
(???) stubborn because he couldn't find any other saxophone players
Alright, I'm gonna go record our next album now
Okay
(???) know what would be really good? In that coffee (???)
Oh, yes, coffee
(???)
Yoo-hoo
Yoo-hoo in coffee?
(???)
Yeah, dude
That's actually
Don't put anything in coffee
(???) so loud in here
Well, see maybe
Just black coffee!
Maybe we can experiment with actually rehearsing with earplugs
(???) the best. Sometimes it's just uh (???)
Yeah
Hey, Harrell, open that door, (???) fucking (???)
(???)
Thank you
Oh, geez
Thank you
So that was--that was 35 minutes of a set. We can probably get away with that as long as we start on time, cause it was--it was pretty--pretty good. We were pretty impressive
Yeah
We were a force to be reckoned with
If we played better than we did
How did we get this (???)
Wasn't too bad. We should do (???)
It was okay
Wasn't too bad
A couple things here and there, it's been a few weeks since we played some of these songs so
Yeah, yeah, should we turn these speakers (???)
I'm not saying it was bad
Hi
I got this one
I think I'm only aware of how--how many things were askew because we did so much
I'll fix it in post!

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