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Chili Is A Stoner Lyrics by The Jasons

Blood In The Streets

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Chuck’s got a limp dick, he’d have to use a roach clip, to keep himself erect and fuck his girlfriend on the road trip. Emasculation, instead of copulation, he’s smoked himself into a case of chemical castration
Oh no, Woah oh
Chuck is a stoner, Woah oh
Chili is a stoner, Woah oh
And he’s too fucked up to bone her (x2)
Chili is a stoner, Woah oh
Chuck is a stoner, Woah oh
And he’s too fucked up to bone her, tonight
Chili has a dead clit, her pussy’s like a tar pit, it smells just like a skunk and has more resin then a bong hit
Sterilization results from inhalation
Her uterus has left her for a permanent vacation
Oh no, Woah oh
Chili is a stoner, Woah oh
Chuck is a stoner, Woah oh
And he’s too fucked up to bone her (x2)
Chuck is a stoner, Woah oh
Chili is a stoner, Woah oh
And he’s too fucked up to bone her..
Patchouli oil stains
Because they rarely bathe
They’re both infested with lice
Oh what a waste of space
They’re always in a daze
There’s so much more they can do with their lives, but..
Chuck is a stoner, Chili is a stoner, Woah oh oh oh (x4)
And he’s too fucked up to bone her, now!
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The Jasons

The Jasons

About “Chili Is A Stoner” by The Jasons

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