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I Wanna Be An Asshole Lyrics by The Jasons

Get Fucked

2016

This one's for the Menzingers
I’ll never trade my leather jacket for a flannel shirt
Or join the P.C Vegan Poser Club Parade
I'll never try to stop a mosh-pit when a fan gets hurt
Or do a benefit for homeless punks with aids
Cause' I support Ben Weasel and every punch he threw
And when you say you like my band I’ll answer, "Hey, fuck you, and you and you and you and you cause..."
I'm an asshole, I'm an asshole, I wanna be an asshole (Hey, fuck you!) (x2)
Now when you put me in your club, I always show up late, stay in the back and slander all the other bands
I only play for half a set so I can get more time to stay and sexually harass the female fans
Cause' I like GG Allin and every punch he threw, and when you say "Hey good set man." I'll answer, "Hey fuck you, and you and fuck you too!"
I'm an asshole, I'm an asshole, I wanna be an asshole (Hey, fuck you!) (x4)
Huh, what? You want me to sell 50 tickets to play with some washed-up band that hasn't made a good record since 1986, get fucked!
Yo you want me to play your benefits show against police brutality at the local BFW. Fuck. Police brutality? You live in the goddamn suburbs man, there’s no police brutality in the suburbs
Oh you want me to donate to your kickstarter campaign? Why not get off your fucking ass and get a second job? Hell, get a first job. Sell some blood, rob a fucking bank I don’t give a fuck.. It's not the fucking punk rock salvation army, the fucking punk rock Mary Kay party. I don’t give a shit about your proto-post-punk-bluegrass-core-jam-bullshit either. Fuck your scene, and fuck you!
My brand new album's filled half-assed words and sub-par songs, recycled garbage that's been out of date for years
A good example is the chords that you're about to hear, so call your lawyers cause’ we stole it from The Queers
Cause' we don't give a fuck about the scene and all your trends, or if our band is featured on your bullshit blog top-ten. (Or your magazine, or your pretentious college radio station.)
I'm an asshole, I'm an asshole, I wanna be an asshole (Hey fuck you!) (x3)
I'm an asshole, I'm an asshole, I wanna be an asshole
(Hey fuck yoooooouuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!)
Fuck you!
(Fucking do it again.)
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The Jasons

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