[Intro: The Jokerr]
Look, contrary to all these damn rumors
I don't have a problem with weed, per se
It's just that every time I've tried it, I haven't liked it
I even got really high on Labor Day just to see if I'd like that
I didn't
So I just don't personally smoke weed like ever at all, ever
That bein' said, I smoke
[Chorus: The Jokerr]
Weed every day
I smoke weed like everyday (I'm so high)
I smoke weed everyday
I smoke weed like everyday
Give it up for de ganja farmers
Ganja planters and-a me Rastafarians 'cause I
Smoke weed like everyday
I smoke weed like everyday
[Verse 1: The Jokerr]
Yo, now ever since I was a child I thought alcohol and drugs were bad
There were so many drugs in my family we could probably run a lab
Had an alcoholic uncle and a crack addict buster dad
So I saw all of the worst sides of a drug habit when I was just a lad (What up with that?)
So when my homies started smokin' I never would puff and pass, I just would laugh
I went so straight-edge, you could use me to cut some glass
I wouldn't take a sip of liquor, have a cigarette or fuck with drugs, I didn't trust that path
But then I thought, "Wait a minute, what if I done threw the baby out with the fuckin' bath?"
Well, as luck would have, the night I turned twenty-three I got curious
Drank one of them pussy-ass Smirnoff ices and I got fairly buzzed
Then one night in Ajo with the homie Cliff, that's when I got firstly drunk
Woke up hella thirsty, hung over and in a blurry fuzz, hurlin' chunks
But it wasn't that bad, what else I been afraid of all this time?
I knew my nigga Dave was always high, so when I got paid, I called his line
And asked him, "What’s up with that reefer, bro? I wanna know how it feels
And by the way, how often you be smokin'?"
He said, "Look, if I'm gonna be real, I smoke–"
[Chorus: The Jokerr]
Weed every day
I smoke weed like everyday (I'm so high)
I smoke weed everyday
I smoke weed like everyday
Give it up for de ganja farmers
Ganja planters and-a me Rastafarians 'cause I
Smoke weed like everyday
I smoke weed like everyday (Yo, and then he said)
[Verse 2: St. Nero]
I smoke weed with me daddy
Smoke weed with the police and me granny
Smoke before I go to sleep, so please, when you get at me
Realize I'm so high that you can barely understand me
When I say my dope fiends, my cheefers, OG's, hold up your reefer
'Dat holy tree, breathe some, become a believer
Yeah, dis one's for all my pōtheads
I need y'all to repeat me when I say I smoke weed
Now ya say, "I smoke–"
[Chorus: The Jokerr]
Weed every day
I smoke weed like everyday (I'm so high)
I smoke weed everyday
I smoke weed like everyday
Give it up for de ganja farmers
Ganja planters and-a me Rastafarians 'cause I
Smoke weed like everyday
I smoke weed like everyday (Okay, okay, okay, yo)
[Verse 3: The Jokerr]
I said, "Fuck it, guess I'll just give it a chance"
I got with the homie with crops at his home and I copped me a couple of strands
Put it up in the glove box, headed back to the crib, then I lit it up, puffed it, and bam
I was on my back on the god damn ground in the middle of the room, lookin' up at the fan, watchin' it spin
I was zoned out like a damned stoner with no control
The floor was lava, I was floatin' on it like a boat and bobbin' in the molten flow
It was so retarded that I couldn't even get off of the ground myself, I was so damn blowed
That everything started to slow, tried to move, it was no-can-do, there the whole plan goes
I tried to take a step out of my comfort zone and I don't like this shit, it was a big mistake
And now I'm butt-naked, walkin' on the rail of the bridge over Tempe Lake
Like what the fuck's goin' on right now? I thought weed was supposed to calm you down and was simply great
Now I'm feelin' like I'm goin' insane in the brain and I can't see straight
Let me call this dude
What up?
Yo, what the fuck up with the weed that you gave me, bro?
Oh, yo, that shit was laced with LSD, man
What the fuck?
What, you can't take a joke?
No, you pothead son of a bitch, I got shit to do, I'm in a lake, I'm soaked
And the god damn cops are after me, I never should've tried this shit, I would hate to smoke–
[Refrain: Pattie Lin & The Jokerr]
\Weed everyday, weed everyday
Weed everyday, weed everyday
Give it up for the ganja farmers
Ganja planters and the Rastafarians, smoke
Weed everyday, weed everyday
Fuck that shit, we smoke
[Chorus: The Jokerr]
Weed every day
We smoke weed like everyday (I'm so high)
We smoke weed everyday
We smoke weed like everyday
Give it up for de ganja farmers
Ganja planters and-a me Rastafarians 'cause we
Smoke weed like everyday
We smoke weed like everyday (Fuck that shit, we smoke)
Weed every day
We smoke weed like everyday (I'm so high)
We smoke weed everyday
We smoke weed like everyday
Give it up for de ganja farmers
Ganja planters and-a me Rastafarians 'cause we
Smoke weed like everyday
We smoke weed like everyday
