[Verse 1]
See, I've been pummeling puny players with punches of purple
I'm a violent, violet villain who is vile and vulgar
Gloating in all of my greatness
In this game I'm a guru
While I'm distracted by my ego they be formin' a circle
I should'a known better! (Known better!)
Blindsided by Zelda
Tried to sort her out but then I got a sword to the temple (Oh yeah)
Every version of Link
Tried to hurt me permanently (Oh no!)
Then a mob of these damn animations started merging a team (What?)
Getting bombarded with crowbars, barbells, and armbars
Pokemon Trainer wanted me to get burned so he chose that Charizard (Yeah!)
Arse charred and all scarred by Mega Man (Ah!)
I channeled in on my vengeance and said "Let's go again!"
Jigglypuff, thinking he's tough
Put him to sleep with a kick in the gut
Little Mac is my punching bag
Chewed Kirby up like bubble gum (Hahah)
Made the Wii Trainer do push-ups (Yeah!)
Mii Brawler got shook up (What)
Duck Hunt got duck hunted (Yeah!)
They didn't duck and got cooked up!
[Chorus]
Yeah, they try to keep me out, but I busted right in (Yeah!)
Got nothin' to lose so I might as well win (What?)
Bitch I'm Waluigi every day and every night (Yeah)
You know I'm never playin' when I'm out here yellin'
WAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
Yo' what's yo' deal wit' Waluigi?
(Yo what's yo' deal wit')
Yo' what's yo' deal wit' Walui-
(What’s yo what's yo Wal-)
Yo' yo' yo' yo'
Yo' what's yo' deal wit' Waluigi?
(Yo what's yo' deal wit')
Yo what's yo deal with Wal, Wal, Waluigi
[Verse 2]
Now, bitch , I'm warmin' up like a pre-heatin' oven
'Cause I've been beating on these toons like I'm good at percussion
There's repercussions, if yo' coming at the boy, no discussion
Yoshi been lobbin' all these eggs but they get cooked by the dozen
That's over easy!
Shulk and Sheik got me slashed (Yeah)
Then I took out my racket
Quickly took care of that (Uh!)
Sonic I couldn't catch
That rodent was fucking fast (Fast)
Wolf was showin' them fangs
I punted him in his patch (Yuh)
Joker let out a laugh
Whacked him right in his mask (Yeah!)
Fox, you are not a star, get the gun away from my cap (Yeah!)
Trigger was pullin' back (Uh!)
I snatched it right ou' his hands
Let fire on Rosalina and Luma and Lucas' ass (Yeah!)
Bayonetta whiplashed me
Pistol whipped me with gats
Greninja tried to wash me out and sink the ship with a splash (No!)
Diddy went fuckin' ape (What)
And battered me with bananas (Ahah)
Simon and Richter stuck me, thought I was Nosferatu (Nosferatu)
Don't let my lanky lookin' figure deceive you
I got that muscle mass (Yeah!)
I made a shake out of Pichu: Protein a hundred grams (What?)
With those electrolytes, I'm buzzin' up tonight
Who's next to fight? (Who's next?)
I'm fully charged so you can step up, Ike (Yeah!)
Yeah we collided in epic fashion, the heavens clashin' (What!)
His Ragnell was no match for my Herculean racket (No it wasn't!)
Olimar saw me pick every single one of his Pikmin (Yeah!)
And then he got his space helmet kicked in! (Yuh!)
King of the crocodiles
You rule no land (Nah!)
Better go and hide, I'll turn your ass to a leather bag (Yuh!)
Telekinetic grasp on my throat wit' no oxygen
Education comes in handy, been studying boxing and
Upppercutted Mewtwo
His vision was two too
Palutena was totaled
Her temple got terminated
I'm cuckoo
Falcon Lombardi hit phantasm
My back spasm'd
I'm worried I am going to lose-lose (No!)
Cloud had me looking at a sky of grey (Nah!)
If he put that finishing touch on me, I'ma' die today! (No!)
Roy pulled out the fire blade wit' a smile on his face
Told me that it's ending here, recommended I should pray
Peach and Daisy put the Icing on the cake (Yeah!)
Pikachu about to fry me like a fish fillet!
Marth and Lucina were ready to take my life away! (Yeah!)
Inkling ready to splattershot my fucking brain! (No!)
Then I heard a "Hold up, wait"
(Hold up wait yo!)
It was Chrom walking to me
Said he wanna do the honors I won't see another day
(Nah, uh!)
[Chorus]
Yeah, they try to keep me out, but I busted right in (Yeah!)
Got nothin' to lose so I might as well win (What?)
Bitch I'm Waluigi every day and every night (Yeah)
You know I'm never playin' when I'm out here yellin'
WAAAAAAAAAAAAH
Yo' what's yo' deal wit' Waluigi?
(Yo what's yo' deal wit')
Yo' what's yo' deal wit' Walui-
(What’s yo what's yo Wal-)
Yo' yo' yo' yo'
Yo' what's yo' deal wit' Waluigi?
(Yo what's yo' deal wit')
Yo whats yo deal with Wal, Wal, Waluigi
