[Intro: Kenya]
And if you want me to be completely honest, that nigga Jaidenn isn't all that. All he does is sing about being sad all the time. Like, do I look like I give any fucks about that? ' Cause to be honest, I don't. He wrote a whole song about Dolce and Gabanna; Something his broke ass can't even afford. That nigga ain't "The Khidd", he'a just a bum
(Hey!)
(Yeah)
[Chorus: The Khidd]
This a bum nigga anthem
Please don’t ever tell me to get my bands up (Huh)
(Bag!)
Bitch I dress like your grandpa
Mix & match now
Yellow, brown like bananas (Uh)
(Hey!)
And my grandma calls mе handsome
Three different brands on nigga
Call mе Chancelor (Yeah)
(Woo!)
This a bum nigga anthem (Yeah)
This a bum nigga anthem
[Verse 1: The Khidd, Tori, & Blessing]
All that flexing that you doing
In your DNA
Got the flyest dudes in the room saying “BNA”
(What the fuck is a “BNA”?)
Bum Nigga Anthem
I’m bummed out with my two’s
Like a tantrum
I don’t have no money so (Woo, woo)
I still can’t pay a ransom (Woo, woo!)
Somebody hit sonny with a chance
So Random
I look like I got shot out a cannon
And I got a scar and it’s lit
Johansson
(Hey!)
State Farm
Khakis on
Glasses on
No stephon
Bitch I’m Khidd Urkel
7:30 is my curfew
I look like “Who hurt you?”
“You look terrible“
Thank you
Rocking Flinstones 'cause my outfit
Yabbadabbadoodoooo
I was sad, it was bad
Pulled up, I was in my bag
Not the Louis, but the Glad
Pulled in the trash bag
That I got from the dollar store
And I wonder why the shawties
Don’t holla no more
(BUM!)
[Chorus: The Khidd]
This a bum nigga anthem
Please don’t ever tell me to get my bands up (Aye)
Bitch I--
(This that bummy shit, bummy shit)
Annon, why you got on straight leg bro?
(This that bummy shit, bummy shit)
Put on the high waters
[Verse 2: PM Annon]
It’s the Highwater King that just walked through
Never had a thing
No boss moves
Hole in the bottom of my Nike
‘Cause the bike had no brakes
And the hill wasn’t optional
(Daaamn)
Can I hold a dollar?
Niggas know that I don’t have one
Pull up to the club
And the money jar went Danny Phantom
Yeah, I’ll ride along with you to the store
(Forgot my wallet)
But Imma wait for you to pay
Because I am poor
(Told yo ass I ain't got nothing)
Niggas think I’m lying or
They think I ain’t shit
I pull lint out of my pocket
When they say how much it is
Bank account is in doubt
The teller thought it was a drought
But it’s the Highwater King that just walked through
(Ol' bum ass)
[Intermission: PM Annon]
You bum ass mother--Shut yo mouth! You over here tryna teach him how to dougie at the Popeyes at 4 AM for like, a chicken sandwich. The roaches in your house is dying of starvation. You couldn't afford a buy one, get one free on the loaf of bread sale. You tried to leave the barber an "I owe you" and he pushed your hairline back. You walked out the mall with mismatched two left shoes ... AND YOU STILL AIN'T PAY ME BACK. With yo broke ass
(Wooooo!)
(Yeah)
[Chorus: The Khidd]
This a bum nigga anthem
Please don’t ever tell me to get my bands up (Huh)
Bitch I dress like your grandpa
Mix & match now
Yellow, brown like bananas (Uh)
And my grandma calls me handsome
Three different brands on nigga
Call me Chancelor (Yeah)
This a bum nigga anthem (Yeah)
This a bum nigga anthem
All that flexing that you doing in your DNA
[Outro: The Khidd]
Mmcht, then she got the nerve to say "You ain't nothing but a old, broke, bum nigga" and I'm like "Yo shawty, all you do is spend your money on weed like ... You-You really the broke one here." You feel what I'm saying? Like ... "It's a difference between me and you-- I'm broke & you're broke with smoke." (Aye you comedy bro. I swear, you com-- This nigga comedy.) Just broke with--
