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Two Handed Great Sword (Remix) Lyrics by The Living Tombstone

2016

Our Two handed Great sword...
Is the biggest sword we make...
But don't let it's size fool you,
As there's nothing awkward or clumsy about this awesome sword.
See the big boys, they would chub and tuck,
And the way that they had a very good center of gravity.
They can tuck and roll, and this guy as you can tell, all in black...
Is the ultimate, chub and tuck, ninja warrior.
I have to ask, dude, are you aware of what year it is?
People don't walk around with swords anymore, dude.
People don't use swords in these fights anymore, it's not-
Do you think he knows that?
Not sure he knows that.
People don't use swords in these fights anymore, it's not-
Do you think he knows that?
Not sure he knows that.
(Chorus)
Steak in the boot, steak in the boot!
Chub and tuck.
Steak in the boot, steak in the boot!
That meat guy
Our two handed great sword is the biggest that we make,
It's called the ninja chub and tuck guys. He fucked up the cinnamon sticks!
Steak in the boot, There's fucking meat in the boot!
Super long sword, cold steel long sword
Steak in the boot, steak in the boot! I love that.
Is there gonna be steak in that fucking bamboo shoot?
(Instrumental)
That's a sight, by the way for the record,
That I never expected to see in my life
It's just one of those times where I just like...
Wasn't ready to see what I was looking at.
More pigs you got, you made you're point
Dude how many pig heads are
You gonna cut off, dude.
You guys, you made your point!
People don't use swords in these fights anymore, it's not-
Do you think he knows that?
Not sure he knows that.
People don't use swords in these fights anymore, it's not-
Do you think he knows that?
Not sure he knows that.
(Chorus)
Steak in the boot, steak in the boot!
Chub and tuck.
Steak in the boot, steak in the boot!
That meat guy
Our two handed great sword is the biggest that we make,
It's called the ninja chub and tuck guys. He fucked up the cinnamon sticks!
Steak in the boot, There's fucking meat in the boot!
Super long sword, cold steel long sword
Steak in the boot, steak in the boot! I love that.
Is there gonna be steak in that fucking bamboo shoot?
Steak in the boot, steak in the boot!
Chub and tuck.
Steak in the boot, steak in the boot!
That meat guy
Our two handed great sword is the biggest that we make,
It's called the ninja chub and tuck guys. He fucked up the cinnamon sticks!
Steak in the boot, There's fucking meat in the boot!
Super long sword, cold steel long sword
Steak in the boot, steak in the boot! I love that.
Is there gonna be steak in that fucking bamboo shoot?
(Instrumental)
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The Living Tombstone

The Living Tombstone

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