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Finest Girl (Bin Laden Song) Lyrics by The Lonely Island

Popstar: Never Stop Never Stopping

2016

[Verse 1]
Finest girl I ever met in my whole life
Want to take her home, make her my wife
Knew she was a freak when she started talking
She said, "Fuck me like we fucked Bin Laden" (Ooh woah)
That girl was a freak
She said she wanted me to fuck her harder than the military
[Chorus]
Fucked Bin Laden
Fucked Bin Laden
Fucked Bin Laden
She wanted to fuck me harder than the US government
Fucked Bin Laden
[Verse 2]
Uh, she was a freaky kind of girl
Kept up with current events from all around the world
More specifically, one event
The time Osama Bin Laden got shot in the head
She said, "Do me like that"
But I couldn't track the metaphor
That said, I can see you horny like a stegosaur
That said, again, your request is so irregular
She put on a beard, I started looking out the exit door
Then a turban, then a tunic
She said, "Invade my cave with your special unit"
I said, "He wasn't in a cave," but there was no stopping
She demanded that I fuck her like we
[Chorus]
Fucked Bin Laden
Fucked Bin Laden
Fucked Bin Laden
She wanted to fuck me harder than the US government
Fucked Bin Laden
[Verse 3]
This girl requested intercourse to bring her to climax
With the clinical efficiency of the assassination of Bin Laden
You're harboring a fugitive (That ass!)
And my justice will be punitive (I'ma smash!)
Night-vision, they can see us through my GoPro
She tried to negotiate, I said that's a no-no
Now I'm creeping in her bedroom, like go-go
She tells me to go low then looks down and says I gotta...
"Terrorize that pussy, gotta terrorize that pussy"
So I did it, improvised some crazy shit
Seal Team 69 sexecuting the hit
She said, "You've finished me off, now throw my body in the ocean"
I yelled, "Geronimo," then took some pictures for posting
The President called, he said, "Congratulations Conner"
I said, "Mr. President, to what do I owe this honor?"
He said, "Come give me the deets in the White House Garden
I gots to know how you fucked her like we..."
[Chorus]
Fucked Bin Laden
Fucked Bin Laden
Fucked Bin Laden
I still can't say that I see the appeal
But she wanted me to fuck her like we fucked Bin Laden
Oh, this girl insisted that
The way we did it was merciless and exact
Just like the now world-famous attack
That fucked Osama Bin Laden
[Outro]
Damn, the whole thing was just a virtual reality experience!
Credits
The Lonely Island

The Lonely Island

About “Finest Girl (Bin Laden Song)” by The Lonely Island

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