[Intro: King C.R.E.M.E.]
2016, Year of the Low Mays, Year of the Low Mays, Year of the Low Mays
First day of the Lunar New Year, Deep Throat Year, Deep Throat Year, Deep Throat Year
Full H.A.M. Gardens, Full H.A.M. Palace, Butcher Street, Butcher Street
[Verse 1: Yung Bumblebee]
Butcher the street then turn it into Butcher Street
Butcher them to death, butcher into layers, butcher their internal organs
Butcher them into slices, butcher aunties, butcher people, butcher Jimmy Lai
Butcher triads, butcher a new era of peace in Hong Kong
Butcher Jews more than Hitler, butcher the whole street
Have to shout out loud ‘DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE’
[Verse 2: Lin Nipple Twister]
Congrats to your mom, congrats to your dad
Tell your grandmother to pour me tea
So many people celebrating, so fucking annoying
That even on the first day of the lunar new year they have to get slashed
Mickey Low Mays on the first day of the lunar new year pay you a new year call
We don’t give out red pockets, we give out a pack of opium
Soup not salty enough, dessert not sweet enough
On top of the turnip cake spray whipped cream (White fluid)
Writing couplets, hanging Fai Chun
EtoWah Power Sausage inserted into Strange Lucky Cheung’s
Balls, press her onto a table
Remember to use a condom, so you won’t need to get an abortion (No need to thank me)
Asking where to get the condom?
If you want condom go find it on your brother’s desk
You say you don’t want to continue waiting
Please hurry up and come here
Spray wet my ass
[Hook: King C.R.E.M.E.]
Congrats you can’t count your money
Congrats your company is bankrupt
Fund you to go to summer school but can’t fund yourself
So I’ll attack your mom and your dad till they die
The world has no justice no reason
University weapons attack you
Mickey Low Mays watching companies’ corporate corruption is the real ideal of society
[Verse 3: Yung Bumblebee]
Your mom in the funeral house, her corpse can’t get rest
Everyday go in their force her to give me head
Your bitch asks me why my penis is so smelly
Corpse smell from my twenty-inch penis tip
Triads on the streets, giving out red pockets
Your corpse in front of your family getting flogged
Five horses separating your body, turning into human flesh noodles
Feed it to your sister, fishbone mixed with shit
Congrats and may you prosper, put your mother in a coffin
Put my dick into her foetus, no need to ask if girl or boy
Lunar New Year, of course stick it into the asshole
Choke on my dick until everyone’s coughing
[?] drink semen so you’ll be top of the class
[Verse 4: Matty Gospel]
New year, what is there to do?
If not be a retard, then a road
My relatives give red pockets
Of course I’ll say thank you
Say it so many times, even your grandmother’s thinking [?]
Cut off your dick, he doesn’t even need to open the door
Receive red pockets then go back home, almost bored to death
Your mom asked me to go accompany her to eat chicken thighs
Actually eating herself, or chicken thighs are more tasty?
I said she’s a pork chop and oily, she said I’m disgraceful
[Verse 5: HanWo}
When I’m talking please shut the fuck up
I fuck your mother and can’t stop fucking
Money in my wallet has how many zero’s?
I count ten thousand zero’s and can’t stop counting
Why I speak again and again but you never understand
Six great tycoons have more money than Li Ka-Shing
Hong Kong with me is more prosperous
My slave is CY Leung
Slice open your hands is your penis, why don’t you go call 999?
Me and my friend called Yung Bumblebee
On top of your penis head, boyfriend
My penis extends into [?]
Fuck your grandfather then fuck your dad [?]
On Christmas Eve, sucking on your grandfather
He gave me a red packet and said thank you to me
Mickey Low Mays don’t take shit from anybody
Your corpse gets flogged by Matthew Cheah
My idol is called Donny Choi
Fuck your bitch until four o’clock so what?
[Hook: King C.R.E.M.E.]
Congrats you can’t count your money
Congrats your company is bankrupt
Fund you to go to summer school but can’t fund yourself
So I’ll attack your mom and your dad till they die
The world has no justice no reason
University weapons attack you
Mickey Low Mays watching companies’ corporate corruption is the real ideal of society
[Outro: King C.R.E.M.E.]
2016, Year of the Low Mays, Year of the Low Mays
