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The Jack Slap Cheer Lyrics by The Matches

E. Von Dahl Killed the Locals

2004

Conversations with my bathroom mirror
Are never the same as when you're standing here
I'm chickenshit out on a brave frontier
That teenage wasteland
So begins the jack slap cheer
Your moms ain't home
She's out stripping for your education
Your dads out marchin' for the NRA
(the NRA)
I'm so damn bored
I'm crawlin' out of my skin
The devils got more room to play
This town gets so boring
When you're not scoring
It gets so boring and you live right up the street
16 summers let's make one complete
We're all jack slaps here
Jack slaps with jack slap fears
All lost on the same frontier
So face the facts and sing the cheer
Your dad stepped out
Hes .09 and on the highway
The speakers blown but he still sings along
(sings along)
I can't get no satisfaction
Damn ain't that true
Bring me home don't send me home
This town gets so boring
When you're not scoring
It gets so boring and you live right up the street
16 summers let's make one complete
This town gets boring
When you're not scoring (4x)
(face the facts sing the cheer)
This town gets so boring
When you're not scoring
It gets so boring and you live right up the street
16 summers let's make one complete

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