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I’ve Got a Problem Lyrics by The Meatmen

We’re the Meatmen... And You Suck!

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Yeah, well, uh, during a period of my life when I was I was, you know, eating basically nothing but like pizza bagels and Arby's, double beef burgers and stuff and at one point I noticed that I hadn't had all of 'em in like three days, so I figured I'd pick up some ??? from a local health food store and after I ate it lo and behold there's a warning...I sat on the porcelain bowl and gave birth to a terrible fecal ??? it looked like a mushroom with little knuckles on top and all on the bottom and...

(Laughter)

My nuts are on fire, one, two, three, four

I've got a problem, I don't know what to do
If I don't help myself I might hurt you
Back alleys, dead ends , no way out
I kinda like what this is all about

Got no family and I'm only nineteen
Wear funny clothes, I'm a real has been
Do what I want not what people say
That's what I think so get out of my way

Chaos and disorder
It's too late to repent, it's too late to repent
Robots fuck those Christians
With minds that are bent, with minds that are bent

My mom would tie me in a burlap sack
Whenever in my bed she found a crap
Between her fingers squished the shit as she clenched her fist
Then she kicked me in the dick; god, she was pissed

I've got a problem
I've got a problem
I've got a problem
I've got a problem
I've got a problem
I've got a problem
I've got a problem
And the problem is you
Believe it, assholes, I said
The problem is you
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About “I’ve Got a Problem” by The Meatmen

Read the complete lyrics to "I’ve Got a Problem" by The Meatmen from the album "We’re the Meatmen... And You Suck!". On Lyrks you can follow along with the full text, explore the artist's discography, and discover related songs. The track is often categorized under Rock, Punk Rock.

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"I’ve Got a Problem" appears on "We’re the Meatmen... And You Suck!".

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