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[Verse 1]
Hello, Sidney
I've been suffering 'cause after all these years
You're mum's a cheat
Now it's over, poor Maureen
I slayed that night, and chose to kill her
I hadn't done much killin'
[Verse 2]
Hello, do you feel me?
I'm in California speaking, now it's only you and me
I knew your number, Sidney
I've forgotten how it hit the floor
My phone fell at your feet
[Pre-Chorus]
There's no long distance between us
Just a million dials
[Chorus 1]
Hello from the other line
It must've rung a thousand times
To tell you I'd worry for everything that's to come
And when I call you always, seem to be home
Hello from the phone line
At least you picked it up this time
I told stu his party, would kill from the start
The blood did spatter in theory, you'd've died from this start
Like I swore...
[Verse 3]
Hello, where are you?
It's so cynical of me to talk about myself, not sorry
I know this is hell
Sid, you'll never make it out of this house
Where many murders happened
[Pre-Chorus]
And I won't quit till your blood and guts
Are running down my knife
[Chorus 2]
So hello from the other line (Other line)
It must've rung a thousand times (Thousand times)
To tell you I'd worry for everything that's to come
And when I call you always, seem to be home
Hello from the phone line (Phone line)
At least you picked it up this time (This time)
I'll kill you, oh Sidney, I'll stab through heart
Your blood will spatter in theory, you'd've died from this start
Like I swore...
[Bridge]
(Oh-oh-oh-oh, oh-oh-oh-oh)
Ooh-ooh, telephone
(Oh-oh-oh-oh, oh-oh-oh-oh)
Ooh-ooh, telephone
(Oh-oh-oh-oh, oh-oh-oh-oh)
Ooh-ooh, telephone
(Oh-oh-oh-oh, oh-oh-oh-oh)
Telephone
[Chorus 2]
Hello from the other line (Other line)
It must've rung a thousand times (Thousand times)
To tell you I'd worry for everything that's to come
And when I call you always, seem to be home
Hello from the phone line (Phone line)
No need to pray and try to hide (Try, hide)
I'll kill you, oh Sidney, I'll stab through your heart
Your blood will spatter in theory, you'd've died from this start
Like I swore...
Credits
The Merkins

The Merkins

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