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2 Clubs Lyrics by The Minor Thirds

Dishwasher Thief

2004

I’ll keep the bidding up
\nUntil everyone else has passed
\nSo we can have our contract
\nWe can have our contract
\nAnd since I was the one
\nSince I declared
\nYou will have to put your hand down
\nYou will have to put your hand down
\nAnd as the rulebook clearly states
\nAll you get to do is sit and watch me play
\n
\nI will play my four of diamonds
\nAnd if leftie plays his king
\nI will reach over and play your ace
\nClearly I will play your ace
\nBut if he doesn’t play the king
\nThen instead I’ll play your queen
\nAnd we can still take the trick
\nOh, we can still take thе trick
\nThis is how we’ll make our contract
\nSit back and watch the mastеr at play\n\n

About “2 Clubs” by The Minor Thirds

Read the complete lyrics to "2 Clubs" by The Minor Thirds from the album "Dishwasher Thief" in 2004. On Lyrks you can follow along with the full text, explore the artist's discography, and discover related songs. The track is often categorized under Indie Folk, Independent, Alternative.

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"2 Clubs" is credited to The Minor Thirds. Songwriting credits may include additional writers listed on the release; check the credits section on this page for linked collaborators.

"2 Clubs" appears on "Dishwasher Thief" in 2004.

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