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I Stalk My Exes (On the Internet) Lyrics by The Minute Hour

2021

End of the day, when I feel like relaxing
I whip out my phone and start stalking my exes
Stalking my exes on the internet
Yeah, if she's got a Twitter, you know that I follow
And if she's got an Insta you know I got around her block
With my alternate accounts, yeah, I got alternate accounts
Betcha didn't count on my alternate accounts
If you're my ex and you're listening to this
I promise you it's not a threat
I'm just a curious little cat
And I'm gonna stalk you on the internet
[Chorus]
I love to stalk you on the internet
I love to see you trying to impress all your friends
I love to stalk you on the internet
I love to judge the caliber of guy that your with
I love to stalk you on the internet
It's so easy to do, it's practically effortless
And I love on your Snapchat you've got GPS
'Cause that way I know exactly where you is
And I can stay far away from you
But still I know exactly what you're up to
Is it a healthy thing to do?
No, but tell me you don't do it too!
We all stalk our exes on the internet
It's the natural end to modern relationships
We all stalk our exes on the internet
Maybe once, maybe twice, or every night before bed
We all stalk our exes on the internet
And if you're shaking your head I think that you're full of shit
It's all right there on the internet
And god help you if you're trying to forget
No matter how far away I get
I'm really ever only just a few clicks
I'm gonna see everything you said
I see you when you're lonely, I see you talking shit
And I think of all the time that I've spent
Scrolling through my phone sitting up in bed
Surely the lowest form of entertainment
It's like reality TV except it's all about my ex!
Your breakdowns, I love your fake-outs
I love your face when you get your breakouts
I track your mileage your gingivitis
And when your teeth rot, I take a screenshot
I love your breakdowns, I love your fake-outs
I love your face when you get your breakouts
I track your mileage your gingivitis
And when your teeth rot, I take a screenshot
I stalk my exes, I stalk my exes
I stalk my exes, stalk my exes on the internet
Whoa, Whoa, Whoa
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The Minute Hour

The Minute Hour

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