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Happiness Hotel Lyrics by The Muppets

The Great Muppet Caper: An Original Soundtrack Recording

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Oh, there's no fire in the fireplace
There's no carpet on the floor
Don't try to order dinner
There's no kitchen anymore
But if the road's been kinda bumpy
And you need to rest a spell
Well, welcome home
To Happiness Hotel
If you've got luggage keep it handy
But you're running out of luck
'Cause the bellhops ain't too organized
And the elevator's stuck
Still if you don't mind friendly animals
And you can learn to stand the smell
Well, welcome home
To Happiness Hotel
Welcome home
(Welcome home)
Oh, welcome home
(Welcome home)
No matter where you wander
You will never do as well
O.K. the lobby's looking shabby
And it's got the wrong address
And the whole dang thing has been
Condemned by 'Merican Express
Still the management is cheerful
Though the whole joint's gone to hell
Well, welcome home
To Happiness Hotel
Oh there are bugs (there are bugs)
And there are lice (there are lice)
Sure we have our little problems
But you'll never beat the price
You've got ev'ry kind of critter
You've got ev'ry kind of pest
But we treat them all as equals
Jes' like any other guest
Though you're cleaner than the others
Still as far as we can tell
You'll fit right in to Happiness Hotel
We'll fit right in to Happiness Hotel
Say cheese!
Credits
The Muppets

The Muppets

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