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Bomb Threat Checklist Lyrics by The Northway

Shocking Stories! (And Those Who Dare to Tell Them)

2020

You got a bomb threat checklist
Under the phone on top of your desk
In your nice cool office
Just waiting for the call
Do they sound nervous
Or is it automated
Or is there a kid at the other end of it
Don’t tell the other kids
You wouldn’t want them to catch wind of this
Don’t tell the parents
Let's try to handle this ourselves
The only question is
Who gets to stand guard?
Who gets paid enough for this
(Can I speak to someone who actually knows what they're doing?)
Not me
(Well, I can get a corporate number)
Not me!
Instead of investing In a government-issued
8 by 11 slip of cheap copy paper
That you got from staples or some other manufacturer
You could think about the children cause without them
You wouldn’t have a home, or have a building
Is that a salad don’t forget the dressing
So you can make healthy decisions
And make proper revisions
And miss the fucking trash can
They don’t make enough coffee for this summer
All of this complaining sounds just like a song I wrote before
Ba da ba da ba da da da
They don’t make enough coffee for this summer
This bummer called my life is far from over
Maybe I’ll just slip and fall on the new gym floor
Credits
The Northway

The Northway

About “Bomb Threat Checklist” by The Northway

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"Bomb Threat Checklist" appears on "Shocking Stories! (And Those Who Dare to Tell Them)" in 2020.

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