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Point of Epic Burns Lyrics by The Nostalgia Critic

The Phantom of the Opera (musical review)

2016

(Crawford's Phantom:)
You haaave come here
To prove your voice does not suck ass
Like a warthog who got himself kicked in the ballsack
Baaallsaaack
Past the point of epic burns
Like gargling sawdust
Your voice is as profound as hammered shit
(Fandumb:)
Yours is not that much better
You're like a squeak-toy
Falsettos sucking Borris Karloff's tit
(Crawford's Phantom:) You're screeching like a dying sow
(Fandumb:) Seriously, which gender are you now?
(Fandumb and Crawford's Phantom:) Yet, somehow, ladies find us hot stuff
(Fandumb:) You go back and forth like a helium balloon that farts
(Crawford's Phantom:) Past the point of epic burns
(Fandumb:) Sounds like you're fast-forwarded and then slow downed just in random parts
(Crawford's Phantom:) You sound like road-kill
(Fandumb:) Shrill repeating, ears are bleeding, no way to go in reverse
(Crawford's Phantom:) For I'm the O.G. voice that was here first
(Fandumb and Crawford's Phantom:) We've passed the point of epic burns
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The Nostalgia Critic

The Nostalgia Critic

About “Point of Epic Burns” by The Nostalgia Critic

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