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Anal Thermometer Lyrics by The O [BKLYN]

Mutant Home Demos

2001

[Intro]
I be the G and the plan is to slam, damn!
That I can!
Biff-Bam!
Batman, Robin, steady mobbin', c'mon
O be the band slammin'
You say psalms with your moms
And you home playin' Backgammon!
[Verse 1]
Mom left me dressed up, but messed up
With my hair combed nicely, but I was shiesty
At any given time, there might be liquor in my iced tea
Always yellin' in my ear, "Drugorious, play nicely!"
Now I'm on the mic, see, my mental style wild child
To defile, I'll spit the bile in a pile
That'll make the girls smile
Make a German "Sieg Heil!"
Unlike Sparky Lyle, I'll be here for a while (while)
People want to know, "yo, how'd you get so loco"
Heads want to know who to thank for my flow, so
I'm sayin', oh, can't be quite sure
Link with my shrink, 'cause I think you know who knows
[Chorus]
Hey ma, hey ma, hey ma, hey mom
Thanks, thanks for the anal thermometer
Hey ma, hey ma, hey ma, hey mom
Anal thermometer!
Hey ma, hey ma, hey ma, hey mom
Thanks, thanks for the anal thermometer
Hey ma, hey ma, hey ma, hey mom
Anal thermometer!
[Verse 2]
I be the illest, microphone ventriloquist
Brothers say he real with this
Got the feel for this (yeah, yeah)
Used to have a drug problem
Thinkin', "how I'm gonna pay for this?"
But now the record company gets the bill, so I'm chill
Get my fill, gettin' ill with the pill or the swill
Every brain cell I kill, I regenerate a mill
What the deal, yo?
With the way I feel, so much stress
(Why?)
'Cause that's my sperm on Monica's dress!
I confess, more or less, that the West is the best
Ain't that right, Ry? (Psyche!)
Both coasts' what I like
When I was younger and in school, the teachers grabbed my pad and pen
"He's insane!"
"He's a fool!"
Said, "you better try again"
Now, you take all of those teachers from the kindergarten
To the 12th grade that I ever had, ever
Put 'em in a room, empty your pockets, you may be clever
But I'm makin' more than all y'all teachers put together
On stage, all girlies nipples in the crowd get checked
Woo-hah! Got you all erect!
And when they ask the G, "how'd you get so twisted?"
I twitch but I'm calm
Don't ask me, ask my mom!
[Chorus]
Hey ma, hey ma, hey ma, hey mom
Thanks, thanks for the anal thermometer
Hey ma, hey ma, hey ma, hey mom
Anal thermometer!
Hey ma, hey ma, hey ma, hey mom
Thanks, thanks for the anal thermometer
Hey ma, hey ma, hey ma, hey mom
Anal thermometer!
[Verse 3]
The scent of Vaseline, it'll make me scream
Like in a bad dream, like a fiend screen scene
With the theme from Halloween, know what I mean?
Mr. Clean seems to gleam
Till he ream, then he misdemean my spleen
Causin' my rage to beam
Lyrical machine
A white Rakim
So don't tell me to go to Hell
Chi-double-L
That be the way to quell my uncertainty
Not by hurting me, hell
You don't gotta stick no nothin' all up in my butt
To find out how I feel, girl, just say "yo, what's up?"
[Chorus]
Hey ma, hey ma, hey ma, hey mom
Thanks, thanks for the anal thermometer
Hey ma, hey ma, hey ma, hey mom
Anal thermometer!
Hey ma, hey ma, hey ma, hey mom
Thanks, thanks for the anal thermometer
Hey ma, hey ma, hey ma, hey mom
Anal thermometer!
[Outro]
Don't tell me you love me
Then bend me and fuck me
Don't bend me and fuck me
Then tell me that you love me true
Don't tell me you love me
Then bend me and fuck me
Don't bend me and fuck me
Then tell me that you love me true
Credits
The O [BKLYN]

The O [BKLYN]

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