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Rockets and Robots

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[spoke]
Hello friends...
[...]Lightning with high winds from the west about 350km per hour[...]
Mercury's day is 59 days long
800 degrees the sun seems so strong
Venus is hotter by a hundred degrees
It turns the wrong way and is hard to breathe
CO2 gas makes me so depressed
Earth's next in line, and Earth is the best
Now Mars' year is almost twice as long
It's cold and those dust storms so strong
Jupiter is just way too big
With 16 moons, just makes me sick
Saturn is not dense and with that it's blessed
But it can't beat Earth because Earth is the best
Earth is the best
Yeah! Earth is the best!
Yeah! Earth is bеst!
Earth's Got Chinese Food And Microphones
Earth's Got Orbit And Hе Likes Ice Cream Cones
Earths Got People Who Are All Alone
Earths Got Hot Rod Cars and Al Capone
Earth is the best
Yeah! Earth is the best!
Yeah! Earth is best!
Hey!
Uranus is the 7th planet from the sun
With a stupid name that is just plain dumb
Neptune is cold and it smells real bad
Like sick ammonia and methane gas
Earth has its faults and that we confess
But you can't beat Earth because Earth is the best
Earth's got Chinese food and microphones
Earth's got porno stars and ice cream cones
Earth's got people who are all alone
Earth's got Andrea and slide trombone
[The spoken weather forecast for various planets continues]
Earth is the best!
Poor little Pluto is so damn small
Some people don't think that it's a planet at all
Clyde thinks so and that's good enough for me
It beats Planet X which you can't even see
The asteroid belt, man, give it a rest
You can't beat Earth cause Earth's the best
Earth's got Chinese food and microphones
Earth's got porno stars and ice cream cones
Earth's got people who are all alone
Earth's got Andrea and slide trombone
[spoken]
Turning out to be another beautiful day on Earth, and that about wraps it up for galactic weather. Back to you, Jack
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The Phenomenauts

The Phenomenauts

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"Earth Is The Best" appears on "Rockets and Robots".

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