Better Than And Equal To, So Sue Me Lyrics by The Prophet Obblonge
Hostile Witness
2023
Hi, I'm the Prophet Obblonge I'm better in every conceivable way than the tiny penised Racist hate group member, fat fucking slob you are currently living with Smarter, more attractive physically, funnier, penis more than twice his size and girth As reported So much better at participating in sexual activities it isn't even in the same category Your best friend, your equal, the blue eyеd boy next door that you told your Family was your soulmate when you wеre 18 and I was 8 Your perfect counterpart, compassionate and loving An infinite attention span, stimulating conversationalist We don't have to modify our speech to communicate You are the most intelligent person I have ever met You are truly the sexiest woman to ever exist Brown hair, hazel eyes, petite, looking up to kiss me Please bring yourself, the clothes you are wearing, and a case of zip fizz You know what's really awesome about this I mean way fucking cool That the pathetic coward narcissist loser Thomas Wayne Randle A man with a very tiny penis, can't complain or say anything What's he gonna do, sue me By all means, man That would be ultra neato Bring me free publicity As it is I've got to generate it all Juggle and eat fire and balance balls on my nose If he could just sue me publicists would line up like ambulance chasers and insure a nice Clean high-def live camera on Patty as she reads her gospel on a witness stand And then leaves the courtroom with me And we have a season of a reality show She's photogenic for sure I'm not horribly asymmetrical And he's a genuine monster He looks exactly like a picture of everything I'm accusing him of in a dictionary She doesn't use certain words and I only use them That's funny And neither of us ever shut up Someone else has got to edit that dialogue, man That is not my job
About “Better Than And Equal To, So Sue Me” by The Prophet Obblonge
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