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Matthew wants to take a piss
It's his only wish
But this is pee away
Matthew would be in bliss
If he could only piss
So I wrote this song
Matthew's gonna drain his schlong
Everybody sing along
It won't be long before the pee is gone
Never steal a kiss
From my boy who's taking a piss
So I wrote this song
Matthew's gonna drain his schlong
Everybody sing along
It won't be long before the pee is gone
Be glad it isn't you
Who doesn't have to pee so bad
Don't forget about the John
You know why he said
Matthew went behind the tree
I think he's going to pee
So I wrote this song
Matthew's gonna drain his schlong
Everybody sing along
It won't be long before the pee is gone
So I wrote this song
Matthew's gonna drain his schlong
Everybody sing along
It won't be long before the pee is gone
Grant Matthew's wish
Grant Matthew's wish
Let Matthew go piss
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The Rabbit Joint

The Rabbit Joint

About “Matthew Wants To Take a Piss” by The Rabbit Joint

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