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Number Thirteen Lyrics by The Real JD

2018

(JD) -
Imagine it’s cold
And you’re standing on the street
Sellin' crack in Boston
That’s really sweet
Why did you do this
Coulda been an athlete
Coulda been elite
Anything but a deadbeat
("Anon") -
I don’t know makin all this cash is neat
I was just a little bored just beatin' my meat
Boarding school is lame
I’ll take the incomplete
Back out here
Cold winter on the concrete
(JD) -
So you met your crew where you usually meet
And then the cops start runnin'
And you got cold feet
I really really doubt you were being discrete
You thought you’re the fame
But you’re really just lame
The difference between you and me is our way
Obey snapback
You look so cliche
I sure as hell don’t dress that gay
Don’t display the way you know you gettin paid
("Anon") -
Ok listen I’m trynna wife this chick
That I met at a house party
Her ass is real thick
Go ahead and call me a fuckin' lunatic
But I ain't crazy cause she’s ridin' my dick
Then cough syrup
...Delsym
Lately these days I’ve been feelin' like a pimp
(JD) -
All this talk about drugs
You’re a loser
You’ve been nothin’ in life but a user
And then you find a girl
And you try to amuse her
And then you get her into bed
And you do her
("Anon") -
Well that’s before I almost overdosed
I got the biggest dick across the east coast
And you?
You know that the most
That was right before my ass went G H O S T
(JD) -
Maybe I’m tired of feelin' like I'm used
Hit me up for Juul pods
Now I’m confused
Pretend you ain’t know me?
I’m not amused
If you ever went to class
I’d say you’re excused
("Anon") -
Alright dude I only asked you twice
What the hell is your problem
Can’t we play nice
I only got mono
I swear it ain’t lice
If you’re gonna be a bitch
I’m done
Jesus Christ
(What the fuck)
Chorus: (JD) -
Number Thirteen ain't trynna be mean
Caffeine, nicotine, amphetamine
Number Thirteen just packs it real clean
Like a sardine in a canteen
No cuisine
In between scenes build shit
Like protein
That's Number Thirteen
*Repeat*
(JD) -
It's real cute
Had you thinkin' I was done
Imma pick up the bat
Time to hit a home run
So Imma give you an honest review
Six out of ten
I guess you'll make do
Won't see your ass next year at Purdue
So who ya gonna call when the liquor comes through?
I gotchu I'll be doin' Kung Fu with my brew
Hit that Kazoo
THANK YOU
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