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Storytime Lyrics by The Real JD

2016

Ok ok ok listen up
Hi nice to meet you it’s JD what’s up
I’m tellin you a story from back last year
It’s all real shit so now that ya here
Come near don’t fear, grab a cold beer
If that’s what keeps you from burstin into tears
Gentle as a deer but shit I was weird
Ok ok ok I was messed up
Did a bunch of shit so I went and fessed up
Skinny as a stick so I never dressed up
Cheers to the year and I thought I was blessed up
Then I addressed that I was all depressed yup
Couldn’t even eat cause my hunger was suppressed yup
Mom suggested treatment cause I was real stressed yup
She found a treatment place because she was all distressed
I was obsessed but I was done I expressed
I couldn't let my illness just keep me oppressed
We went straight to the place just to wait and wait
Finally they took me, and then they took my weight
I was like 'oh shit oh shit they just sealed my fate'
They’re gonna lock me up like a crazy inmate
Mom said bye and told me to call her sometime
Watched her car drive away like ok just go on with your day
I guess that's ok when you’re not the one here by mandate
I didn’t fuckin know the hell was in store for me
Walked into the room someone’s screamin like a banshee
Oh please do yo miss your mommy? Or you all outta lean
Trust me I guess I wouldda made a bigger scene
If I weren’t withdrawin' from amphetamine
She asks me more questions while starin at the computer screen
I bet I looked thirty but I was just seventeen
Yeah that’s what I mean
I'm tired of the psychoanalysis shit
I feel like you're doing some calculus shit
I can't trust doctors with their medicine shit
No more weird people and their crooked ass shit (hit hats encore)
I won't eat I won't eat I won't eat a bit
It's my turn to show you who the hells getting lit
Try it one more time I'll throw a shit fit
You think she even knows where she is right now?
Yeah she slept like three days and I’m not sure how
Yeah it’s all really sad cause she’s just a lil kid
She’ll be ok but she’s gotta stop livin how she did
I woke up to a bright light shining in my eyes
I pulled up the sheet just to cover my thighs
In the ER still worried about my size
What happened next shouldn’t be a surprise
Covered head to toe in medical supplies
Doctor walks in ‘so here’s my advice’
The life that you’re livin is no paradise
In my opinion you should be terrified
We know that your heart is pretty compromised
You really gotta eat I don’t mean to chastise
I know it’s pretty hard but you gotta just try
You know in your heart you don’t really wanna die
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The Real JD

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