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Too Many L’s Lyrics by The Real JD

Storytime

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(THE REAL JD)
I’m takin’ too many L’s
Oh shit this batter smells
Microwavin' these brownies and now that fuckin' sells
Married to the money yeah I hear those wedding bells
My friend’s comin' over
Cruisin' in her Range Rover
I sound like a tard 'cause I’m really hungover
Took too many shots of that vanilla extract
Because it’s like eighty proof yes that’s true
It’s fact
My song might be R-rated (retarded)
Throwback to school gettin faded
I felt kinda funky when I saw this kid I dated
I’d have to be sedated to date him nowadays
Those days just made me kinda crazy
He’d call me up on some random Saturday
Sayin' hey lets hang
Sound okay?
Start doin' weird shit in the trunk
Till we end up in the bunk
If this relationships a ship
That ship just fuckin' sunk
But this shit I don’t remember until some random time
Like when we’re just sittin' in class
Talkin' bout Columbine
Like what the fuck!
This shit shouldn’t even be on my mind
I must be crazy because this is insanity defined
Too many L’s man this shit is causin’ harm
Reminds me of when my vape set off the fire alarm
Momma freaks like what the fuck is that sound
But I don't know man I swear I ain't been around
She sits down, frowns, asks what the hell I did
But Jesus mom I ain't nothin' else but a damn good kid
So I guess we playin' that ball game now
Not the sexy kind like BOW CHICKA BOW WOWWWW!!!
So many L’s we all strikin' out no doubt that's what we about
(Sample duh duhduh duh duh, ball game music)
Batter up bless up, now we tell em what's up
(SOFAKINGTURNT)
Smokin, drinkin, poppin - pills all about
Then went to a high school football game and got kicked THE FUCK OUT
Rollin up at school Monday
Got sent to the dean
I walked up in that office all like “hey bitch i'm clean”
That was one strike, but shit was all cool
Until prom night when I got with that tool
Shot after shot, man I can't even walk
Ih shit- was that us down there on the dock?
Woke up after prom - headache, blackout
I guess that's strike two and now I'm gunna strikeout
(EMDISSOCOOL)
Batter batter up we got another mother fucker
Poppin, rollin, schmollin be that kind of mother fucker
Rhyming shit twice cause fuck the internet
Rhyming shit twice cause fuck the internet
I’m clobbin not slobbin man fuck your dick
If you fuck up ask 2014 and you will get hit
Kinda be Tryna hang myself with a ps3 cord
But I’m too badass for that
And failed…. cause I got lightheaded ‘n bored
Skating around town with a fucked up knee
I can’t even kick flip so fuck who you think you be
I know who you be and I think you’re all scum
That circle be bright but damn you’re so dumb
I ain’t starting nothing, I hate everyone equal
This is the only shit I have - no need for a sequel
Fuck this town and all the lames around me
I take my L’s and leave them how they found me
(DIALOGUE)
The CIRCLE K GOT ME
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"Too Many L’s" appears on "Storytime".

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