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As Pants the Hart Lyrics by The Rebel (UK)

Bard at Work

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Part I: 13
[Verse 1]
A bag was found on a quad bike
Stuffed with nine dead buzzards
Three Reese's cups will make
The whole world better for you
As pants the hart for cooling streams
When heated in the chase
I smelt like a Jew in Auschwitz
In 1942
[Chorus]
Oh, women are a bunch of cunts
And men are not much better
Worse in fact, much, much worse
Much, much, much, much worse
I hate women, yes, I do
I hate them with a passion
Girls as well, and boys and girls
Boys and boys and men
[Bridge]
Vagina, vagina, sex with a minor
Underage sex with a twelve year old
She told me she was thirteen
Vagina, vagina, sex with a minor
Consensual sex with a twelve year old
She told me she was thirteen
Vagina, vagina, sex with a minor
Statutory raping a twelve year old
She told me she was thirteen
She told me she was thirteen
She told me she was thirteen
She told me she was thirteen
She told me she was thirteen
She told me she was thirteen
Part II: Doomed
[Verse 2]
Doomed by my own incredible looks
To acquire a compatibly beautiful spouse
Not for me, alas, the comparatively easy life
With a wart-faced witch who doesn't think she's worth it
[Chorus]
Oh, women are a bunch of cunts
And men are not much better
Worse in fact, much, much worse
Much, much, much, much worse
I hate women, yes, I do
I hate them with a passion
Girls as well, and boys and girls
Boys and boys and men
Part III: Interval
[Instrumental]
Part IV: Fierce Rage
[Outro]
Fierce raged the tempest o'er the deep
Watch did Thine anxious servants keep
And Thou wast wrapped in guileless sleep
Calm and still
"Save, Lord, we perish!" was their cry
"Oh, save us in our agony!"
Thy Word above the storm rose high:
"Peace, be still!"
The wild winds hushed, the angry deep
Sank like a little child to sleep
The sullen billows ceased to leap
At Thy will
So when our life is clouded o'er
And storm winds drift us from the shore
Say, lest we sink to rise no more
"Peace, be still!"
Lyrics by Godfrey Thring, 1823-1903
Credits
The Rebel (UK)

The Rebel (UK)

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