[Fatz]
Well
We got Mitzi ‘bout to sing a song ‘bout Shakira
Little Latin lady who’s hips do not lie
Yeah
Like my girlfriend Esmerelda
Haha
Yeah, Esmerelda’s hips don’t lie
(Grunts)
But they sure do stretch the truth
[Billy Bob]
Heh haha
Hey
We got The Rock-afire Explosion up here for you tonight
(Oh yeah)
(Yippee!)
And that’s mean no fightin’
And that includes tickle fightin’
No tickle fightin’ either!
[Fatz]
Shakira, Shakira
[Billy Bob & Looney Bird]
Never really knew that she could dance like this (hey)
Makes Billy Bob want to speak Spanish
¿Cómo se llama? (Sí), bonita (sí)
Mi casa, su casa (Shakira, Shakira)
[Mitzi]
Oh, baby, whеn you talk like that
You make a woman go mad
So be wisе (sí) and keep on (sí)
Reading the signs of my body (uno, dos, tres, cuatro)
I'm on tonight
You know my hips don't lie
And I'm starting to feel it's right
All the attraction, the tension
Don't you see, baby, this is perfection?
[Earl, Rolfe & Fatz]
Hey, girl, I can see your body moving
And it's driving me crazy
And I didn't have the slightest idea
Until I saw you dancing
And when you walk up on the dance floor
Nobody can’t ignore the way you move your body, girl
And everything so unexpected, the way you right and left it
So you can keep on shaking it
[Billy Bob & Looney Bird]
I never really knew that she could dance like this
Makes Looney Bird want to speak Spanish
¿Cómo se llama? (Sí), bonita (sí)
Mi casa, su casa (Shakira, Shakira)
[Mitzi]
Oh, baby, when you talk like that
You make a woman go mad
So be wise (sí) and keep on (sí)
Reading the signs of my body (oh, yeah!)
I'm on tonight
You know my hips don't lie
And I am starting to feel you, boy (no fighting)
Come on, let's go, real slow (no fighting)
Don't you see, baby, así es perfecto? (oh, yeah!)
I know I’m on tonight, my hips don't lie
And I'm starting to feel it's right
All the attraction, the tension
Don't you see, baby, this is perfection?
Oh, boy, I can see your body moving
Half animal, half man
I don't, don't really know what I'm doing
But you seem to have a plan
My will and self-restraint
Have come to fail now, fail now
See, I am doing what I can, but I can't so you know
That's a bit too hard to explain
[Rolfe & Earl]
(Yeah!) Baila en la calle de noche (uh)
Baila en la calle de día
[Mitzi]
Baila en la calle de noche
Baila en la calle de día
[Billy Bob & Looney Bird]
Never really knew that she could dance like this
Makes a man want to speak Spanish
¿Cómo se llama? (ah), bonita (oh)
Mi casa (ooh)
[Mitzi]
Oh, baby, when you talk like that
You know you got me hypnotized
So be wise and keep on
Reading the signs of my body
[Rolfe]
Hey, señorita, feel the conga
Let me see you move like I come from Colombia
Haha, haha, haha, haha
[Earl]
Rolfe!
[Rolfe]
What?
[Earl]
This is a family show!
[Rolfe]
Well, excuse me!
[Mitzi]
¡Mira en Barranquilla se baila así, say it!
[Everyone]
¡Mira en Barranquilla se baila así!
[Rolfe]
Hey, have I ever shown you my Spanish moves, Earl?
[Earl]
What “Spanish moves”, Rolfe?!
[Rolfe]
Well, there’s this one
Ooh, ah, ooh, ah
[Earl]
Guah!
[Fatz]
Uh, yeah, Rolfe, uh, I want you to put them moves away
We still got little kids out here watchin’ the show
[Earl]
Please!
[Rolfe]
Uh!
It’s getting to where a man can’t even dance around here!
[Earl]
Yeah, you can’t dance anywhere, Rolfe
[Rolfe]
Hey!
[Mitzi]
I'm on tonight, my hips don't lie
And I'm starting to feel you, boy
Come on, let's go, real slow
Baby, like this is perfecto
Oh, you know I'm on tonight, and my hips don't lie
And I am starting to feel it's right
The attraction, the tension
Baby, like this is perfection
[Rolfe]
I’m going to expect an apology from everyone, in writing!
[Mitzi]
Rolfe, no fighting
[Rolfe]
Y’know, Earl, I’d like to see you dance
[Mitzi]
Billy Bob said no fighting
[Earl]
Help!
[Rolfe]
Dance, Earl, c’mon, dance
[Earl]
Somebody save me!
