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Last Orders Lyrics by The Rumjacks

Saints Preserve Us

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In the event of my demise
Come take a spoon & dig out both my eyes
I’ll see no more the work of loves tender ties
In the event of my demise

Come the day I slip me wind, (Come the day I slip me wind)
Tie your boots & kick my pumpkin in
So I can't dream of her layin’ there with him
Come the day I slip me wind

Not for all the tea in China, dirty oil & solid gold
Y’now I wouldn’t dare be king of all the world
And I wouldn't change a thing about her, my Silesian girl

See the day I pop me clogs, (See the day I pop me clogs)
Wipe your blades and call off all your dogs
The only good I’ll be is food for all the bugs
See the day I pop me clogs

When I go tits-up in a box, (When I go tits-up in a box)
Plant me o’er beneath that pile o’ rocks
So I can’t roam around & rattle all her locks
When I go tits-up in a box

Not for all the tea in China, dirty oil & solid gold
Y’now I wouldn’t dare be king of all the world
And I wouldn't change a thing about her, my Silesian girl

When I’ve took my final bow, (When I've took my final bow)
Don't fash yerself with all the when & how
If you weren't with me in the here & now
When I’ve took me final bow

When all my days have turned to night, (When all my days have turned to night)
Stuff my lugs wi’ all that straw & shite
So I can't hear her singing sweetly in the night
Oh that's the sound of blessed light

Not for all the tea in China, dirty oil & solid gold
Y’now I wouldn’t dare be king of all the world
And I wouldn't change a thing about her, my Silesian girl

Not for all the tea in China, dirty oil & solid gold
Y’now I wouldn’t dare be king of all the world
And I wouldn't change a thing about her, my Silesian girl

(Not for all the tea in China, dirty oil & solid gold)
My Silesian girl. (Not for all the tea in China, dirty oil & solid gold)
My Silesian girl. (Not for all the tea in China, dirty oil & solid gold)
My Silesian girl. (Not for all the tea in China, dirty oil & solid gold)
My Silesian girl. (Not for all the tea in China, dirty oil & solid gold)
My Silesian girl. (Not for all the tea in China, dirty oil & solid gold)
My Silesian girl. (Not for all the tea in China, dirty oil & solid gold)
My Silesian girl. (Not for all the tea in China, dirty oil & solid gold)
My Silesian girl. (Not for all the tea in China, dirty oil & solid gold)

About “Last Orders” by The Rumjacks

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"Last Orders" appears on "Saints Preserve Us".

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