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God Slap Lyrics by The Scratch

Couldn’t Give a Rats

2019

Oh you started up a little business did ya?
Oh you're a well driven little grafter are ye?
Grabbin' life by the scruff are ye?
Well that's real nice

Professional musician is ih?
Following your little passion is ih?
Grabbing life by the scruff is ih?

Well simmer down there ya fuckin' condescending little
GeeBag

You're in deep
The hill is steep
You are thick
Thick as a brick, thick as a brick

So bend over his lap
And take your god slap
So bend over his lap
And take your god slap

"Are ye all workin'?"
Forget about your man you're just a dressed up shite headin' straight for the van
"Are ye all workin'?"
Forget about your man you're just a dressed up shite goin' straight for the van

You're thinkin' of the bigger picture is it?
Think you're a collective individual do ya?
Oh you're a little woke boy are ye?
Well that's real nice

"I don't like the tone of your voice"
"Well you can iron me sack if you want to"
"Listen here you're treadin' on ice"
"And what's a little sap like you gonna do? If there was a shortage of wankers you'd make two"
"Takes one to know one you're about as useful as an ashtray on a bicycle"

So bend over his lap
And take your god slap
So bend over his lap
And take your god slap

You are thick
Thick as a brick, thick as a brick

"Are ye all workin'?"
Forget about your man who does the dressed up shite headin' straight for the van
"Are ye all workin'?"
Forget about your man who does the dressed up shite goin' straight for the van
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The Scratch

The Scratch

About “God Slap” by The Scratch

Read the complete lyrics to "God Slap" by The Scratch from the album "Couldn’t Give a Rats" in 2019. On Lyrks you can follow along with the full text, explore the artist's discography, and discover related songs. The track is often categorized under Ireland, Rock.

"God Slap" is performed by The Scratch. from the album "Couldn’t Give a Rats" in 2019 This page provides the full lyric text for fans who want to sing along, study the songwriting, or compare versions across releases. Lyrks organizes lyrics by artist and song slug so you can bookmark and share a stable URL. Music lyrics help listeners connect with emotion, narrative, and rhythm in a track. Whether you are learning English, researching a favorite chorus, or preparing for karaoke, having accurate line breaks and section labels (verse, chorus, bridge) makes the experience easier. We link to the official artist profile on Lyrks where available, including biography snippets, top songs, and chart placements when we have that data. If you enjoy "God Slap", explore more songs by The Scratch using the links below. Chart and trending pages on Lyrks highlight what listeners are searching for this week. For copyright or correction requests, see our DMCA and contact pages.

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"God Slap" is credited to The Scratch. Songwriting credits may include additional writers listed on the release; check the credits section on this page for linked collaborators.

"God Slap" appears on "Couldn’t Give a Rats" in 2019.

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