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The Whole Buzz

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Chap puts a pair of lips on his trousers
Says I, "ye have an arse like a pair of crisps."

Oh you think you're a big man do ya?
You look like a bean an tí to me

Chap drops trow’ and says "I don't think so"
Says I, "who wears briefs at the age of 29?"

Oh you think you're a big man do ya?
You look like a bean an tí to me

Chap gets pissed and tries to flip the bird
Says I, "that’s the wrong fuckin' finger you're holding up, ye silly old spunker."

Oh you think you're a big man do ya?
You look like a bean an tí to me

Chap says "get off your bleedin' high horse"
Says I, "I will when the horse stops laughin'"

Oh you're a big man are ya?
You look like a bean an tí to me

Chap says "what is it about you
That makes you so special?"
Says I, "for one, I don't smell like
A pair of knick-knicks after electric picnic."

"Fuck this," he says, "I’m off."
Says I

Oh sit down, sit down - don’t give me that frown -
Pull up a pew cause you'll catch your death in that dew
Oh sit down, sit down - don’t give me that frown -
Pull up a pew cause you'll catch your death in that dew

You big, dirty-rotten
Fantastic, sexy
Lousy, Good-for-nothing
[?] bumsqueak

You rotten piece of shite
You look like you took a forty-five
To the nostril
Bleedin' Tayto arse on ya
Two short and curlies for eyelashes
Your eyebrows look like Freddy Mercury's [?]
After a chicken-can-soup
I’ve seen better hairdos on a tennis ball
You smell like a wheel burning
On a wrestler's jock-strap
Have some cigarette butts cuttin' the t-shirt off ya
You'd give Rachel Green a run for her money

Oh sit down, sit down - don't give me that frown -
Pull up a pew cause you'll catch your death in that dew
Oh sit down, sit down - don't give me that frown -
Pull up a pew cause you'll catch your death in that dew

You big, dirty-rotten
Fantastic, sexy
Lousy, Good-for-nothing
[?] bumsqueak

You big, dirty-rotten
Fantastic, sexy
Lousy, Good-for-nothing
[?] bumsqueak

You big, dirty-rotten
Fantastic, sexy
Lousy, Good-for-nothing
[?] bumsqueak

You big, dirty-rotten
Fantastic, sexy
Lousy, Good-for-nothing
[?] bumsqueak

You big, dirty-rotten
Fantastic, sexy
Lousy, Good-for-nothing
[?] bumsqueak

You big, dirty-rotten
Fantastic, sexy
Lousy, Good-for-nothing
[?] bumsqueak
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The Scratch

The Scratch

About “PJ” by The Scratch

Read the complete lyrics to "PJ" by The Scratch from the album "The Whole Buzz". On Lyrks you can follow along with the full text, explore the artist's discography, and discover related songs. The track is often categorized under Ireland, Rock.

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"PJ" appears on "The Whole Buzz".

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