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Bought My Bitch Lyrics by The Sooper Swag Project

VCR

2014

[Pre-Chorus/Chorus]

I bought my bitch at the mall
I bought my bitch at the mall
I saw this bitch, she said she want to ride with me
I'm like: "Hell no, you can't ride with me!"

[Verse 1: Luscious Duncan]

I bought my bitch at a discount price
Dick down nice on the clit now I'm spice
World gathering, purse and bags, get her all that's happening
Mismatch fashion get that ass and I'm smashing it

Fabulous, hammer on them - tool time, Tim Allen on them
Rip a half a condom off, the pants gone ‘n disappeared
Drinking beer at Navy Pier
Throwing stones from ferris and pinkie tearing that pink fabric
Apple pad coverings
We be puffin' bubbly things, muddy drinks end in chunks in sinks and doubly stink on the fudgy seat, you so deceased
When it comes to style my tiles look like a lunch for feet
Bitch I got that fun cunt sitting right in front of me

Mother fuckers wondering how he get that funky steeze
Luscious Duncan must be on that sausage link
[?] sauce with the [?]
You probably bought your bitch out a magazine

[Pre-Chorus/Chorus]

[Verse 2: Nnamdi]

I'd like to request the purchase of a breasty, chestful person
With a purse pressed against a hip and a hip [?] like [?] dude I'm rowdy
Allow me to get my belly button all pierced up
Procedure delivered by ex-cons with overexposed beer guts

She got a pear butt so I disregard the Ugg Boots
Get Bearsty Bear grizzly on her, make her shout out "Cubs lose!"
She asks me where I stay, how much money that I make
"Stop" I told her [?] the soft part [?] the mall gots

Hey, it's a mascot, Oompa Loompa spray tan
Willy Wonka orange bitches, say hello to my friends
Want to hear our album on the Sooper Swag Bandcamp?
D L L D N C D J J D and as for me:

I'll be recording in a mansion with a solid gold ostrich
Hotter than your doodoo man, my name should have been Hot Shit
Drop it in the water man, put it on the pop, bitch
Just don't get my shirt wet cause I got it on my last thrift

[Verse 3: JD]

I bought my bitch at the mall
(A'ight?) 99 cents
Stacks on the ground all over
Forest Gump - I'm trippin'
Scottie Pippen pissed off Al Roper
Newsflash, I fucking smoke it
Stick a fork in the toaster you're toasted
Bagels everything, I'll be smoking mary jane
Nnamdi in the mall fountain, girls get soaked'ed

Water everywhere, water water everywhere

Fucking everywhere, wall posters posted
Bogo, I buy bitches millions
Fire sale - everything must go
I'm like "Hell yeah you can ride with me!"
Take a ride for free
Kitty pride inside my fly ride with three
All the girls all Asian in this tall Caucasian persuasion with cash waving
You're like "Hell yeah, I'll take a ride JD!"

I'm so happy
It's my party, don't you dare get sappy
Don't you dare get snappy, Sooper Swag too classy
I'll be where the cash be, I'll be where the fans be
I'll be where your ass be and that be where I'm tracking
Stick a fork in your toaster you're toasted
Stick a crown on my head I'm the ocean
I'm the fire, I'm the sky, I'm the frozen, I'm the intangible
I bought my bitch at the mall

[Chorus]

I saw this bitch, she said she want to ride with me
I'm like: "Hell no, you can't ride with me!"
Credits
The Sooper Swag Project

The Sooper Swag Project

About “Bought My Bitch” by The Sooper Swag Project

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"Bought My Bitch" appears on "VCR" in 2014.

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